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@PunsAndQuotes

From the maker of @folksofhistory & @lgbtplusproud - Mostly puns, clever jokes + pretty much anything cool/funny I've found online. NB: I don't own this stuff.

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Apparently, the pilot is testing his eyesight just to make sure he’ll be ok for a transatlantic flight in a day or two. Sorry, that’s obviously not the case. It’s collecting information for a mapping software company.
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Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here." He doesn't react.
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The Cure were going to play Glastonbury but they already had The Vaccines and so they weren't needed.
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