Melanie Thompson

@piersmorgan When you fart in a wetsuit! 💨

Methinks ‘they’ is getting a teeny weeny bit over-thirsty for attention. #BRITs

@NicolaRoberts @polydorrecords Now I feel old 😭

Happy Anniversary to the song that changed our lives 💫! 20years ago today Sound Of The Underground went to number 1 and stayed there for 4 consecutive weeks. Thankyou @polydorrecords for these behind the scenes photographs.

@BoringMilner Integrity & humour! ❤️

I am very happy to sign a new contract at Liverpool. Yes, I'm on a reduced salary but the club have said I can take as many tea bags from the club canteen as I want. So who is the real winner here?

@GNev2 How sad celebrating a rivals defeat because your own team have no success to celebrate

Manchester

@loosewomen Just renewed my sons passport. Application & photo done online last Saturday - old passport posted recorded delivery last Monday - received & new application processed by passport office Friday, new passport printed today, just awaiting delivery. Kept updated throughout 👍🏻

With worrying delays in processing at Her Majesty's Passport Office, people are being forced to choose between loved ones and holidays. 🛩 Would you leave your partner behind if their passport had expired?

@SkyNews Oh why didn’t I think of doing that!!! Problem solved!! 🙄🙄🙄🤯🤯🤯

Minister says people should work more hours or move to a better job to protect themselves from cost of living surge news.sky.com/story/minister…

@RW__Arena @LittleMix I’d take my daughter but she’s not on Twitter!

CALLING ALL #littlemixers Instead of Easter Eggs this year, how about FREE tickets? Want to win x2 tickets to see @LittleMix on the 21st April 2022?! What you need to do: Give us a FOLLOW ✅ RT this post ✅ COMMENT with the name of the person you'd take with you ✅

@TheLastLeg #notowar

@FootLockerEU your UK website will not let me order. Seems to be a continuous problem. What awful service - no excuse. Sort it out

@muamaryanne @dk_2005 @footlocker_uk Same here! My daughter has been looking for a pair of Jordan’s for weeks - found some on their website and now can’t complete the order them

@dk_2005 @footlocker_uk I have same issue, the chat bot said they’re currently experiencing issues and changing website

@footlocker_uk trying to order nike trainers deliver to Northern Ireland. Are you not delivering to NI anymore? Have tried to pay for trainers over 20 times. Keeps saying "oops something has gone wrong". Ordered trainers weeks ago with no problems. Website is terrible. Please fix

@SarahMillican75 I have 2 tickets for @SarahMillican75 at @CheltenhamTH on Sunday 8th August that I need to sell as unable to attend £29.50 each DM for more info

Thanks for watching my Thoroughly Modern Millican show on telly tonight. If you missed it, it’s on my YouTube channel here YouTube.com/c/sarahmillican. Why not grab a ticket for my current tour? sarahmillican.co.uk

I’m selling 2 tickets to @SarahMillican75 at @CheltenhamTH for Sunday 8th August. Unable to go now but would like to sell for face value of £29.50 each. Good seats DM for more info

@katiehind I had posters of him on my wall as a teenager…so sad 😢

Gosh, this is terribly sad. He was adored by a generation of teenagers in the early 90’s dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/arti…

@GaryLineker @England @England need my son - 26 goals this season for his club (he’s only 11 so maybe in 8 years or so) 😂

I think going forward @England have to find a way of being more attack minded. Braver in possession and throwing more people forward. We have the forward talent to scare teams, at present we seem scared ourselves to release that talent.

@katiehind I can’t cope 😩

Fearing the Gareth may endure some penalty PTSD from Euro ‘96 tonight ☹️😢

@katiehind It’s an unusual feeling to be this confident as an England fan 😂

@PureMellyness I have been saying since the beginning of the Denmark game earlier that we just will not beat them. I think I’ve changed my mind 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

The party isn’t over yet #EURO2020 🥳

@katiehind Exactly! Thought Sterling & Kane were poor

@PureMellyness Do you? I feel sad about that but maybe you’re right

Gareth Southgate needs to go and dig that waistcoat out

@katiehind After these 2 matches I now do. But the attacking players just lacked any conviction. Thought Foden & Mount were good