Pureplay Capital

First of all, insolvent CEO, I was here to witness all the times your community moved the goalposts. First you exhausted a bunch of imaginary dates where nothing happened. Including a bunch of Robinhood announcements that were "TIBBIR coded". Including a bunch of other portcos announcements. That being said, the Clarity act is bullish for crypto. But it's a very very hard battle to get it passed, and for now it doesn't look probable (nobody cares about a sub 1m vol polymarket bet). So there's low probability it passes, but let's say it does. How does this change anything? How did hyperliquid build a product that excels in the highest echelons of finance, but TIBBIR needs the Clarity act to get the fund to admit they're behind the token?

@PureplayCapital It's a stealth build for a reason, when they are ready, likely once Clarity Act is signed, they will come out. Until then, you have no hard facts Ribbit isn't behind Tibbir. Unfortunately for you, your imagination is dry as toast

Okay, so what's your point? Featuring their bot's punk in a video automatically confirms that $TIBBIR = KYA infra? Or is it maybe a part of their new public appearance strategy? Hence the rebranding, and finally being active on twitter? Sure, the redesign points to the wordplay of the token's name. But how does this prove anything? Your schizo pattern recognition only explains the Ribbit - Tibbir connection. All the other theories are super loose and so far the gap between Ribbit's doings and your fantasy is huge. Give me one single proof that $TIBBIR is what you say it is.

People forgot so quickly about the mirror stocks on FTX. We were able to buy stocks with crypto in 2021, on what was then the biggest CEX in the US. I am not saying that Hyperliquid is not a good product but we should only be excited if this innovation finally gets a legal framework.

HL is an awesome thing to come out of this space, but I see people keep referring to the Hyperliquid bull case being the pre-IPO stocks. You realize the only reason this is an option is because it is unregulated right?

1) This post makes perfect sense. @Altcoinist is masking his desperation to make the token something out of nothing, and abusing the idea that Ribbit's reputation is on the line if nothing happens. 2) My penis size is fine, what's the biggest you've ever seen? What is your favorite way to take it?

@PureplayCapital @Altcoinist Seems you have a case of micropenis syndrome, btw there is no cure, explains all of your non sense posts though.

The $TIBBIR / @altcoinist lore summarized

Unpopular opinion but once $TIBBIR holders realize that that they're emotionally and financially invested in something that represents 0.1% of Ribbit's current interests, they will regret that they didn't hold the company accountable. They are all obviously frustrated, plenty of posts show that the endless waiting game is catching up to them. But the credible voices of the community are doing nothing about this. I am 99% confident that Ribbit has no concrete plan about the token, or if they do then it's not even 1/10 of the magnitude the community is predicting. I know you guys are a cult of biased people, but at some point even you need to question reality?

if you want an example of a REAL fair launch it's $TIBBIR @mickymalka could've raised 100s of millions in capital via presales, backroom deals, cex incentive programs, etc. instead @RibbitCapital launched a token stealthily on @virtuals_io and has allowed distro evenly distribute over time, while leaving a trail of breadcrumbs. the effect of gifting such equal opportunity for all is it's cultivated THE best community of any project on @base and probably all of crypto. take notes 🐸

@tibbirthetank @Lurk_101 Your account name is Tipsy “SBT OG” Tibbir you absolute fucking subhuman

@Lurk_101 @PureplayCapital 39 followers too lol $tibbir

Guy who watched a senate committee meeting for the first time in his life because he thinks his memecoin will pump because of it $TIBBIR

Gentle reminder that while @Altcoinist is putting words in Crossmint employees mouths, actual Crossmint employees are laughing $TIBBIR off. Gentle reminder that this clueless clown has done the same for every other entity connected to Ribbit. Gentle reminder that @Altcoinist's real goal is to pull traffic for his trading bot, while the Ribbit story still sells. Gentle reminder that I wrote about all of this 6 freaking months ago. x.com/PureplayCapita…

@CarverdeMedici @N30_cryptoo I knew this was fake because no way this guy's sell would move the chart like that 🤣

I cannot beleive @N30_cryptoo did it. The crazy son of a bitch really did it. Look what this dick wrinkle did on the last hourly candle of the day to close us out.

The $TIBBIR frogs are so good at research, they can find the phone number of a @RibbitCapital employee by clicking inspect element on a random image on their website. But they are also so naive that they forgot a very important detail hiding in plain sight: Micky Malka is Jewish. Imagine thinking that a Jewish VC founder will change your life for the better. Just take a second and think that through.

@Keetaaahhh Hey @grok, what ethnicity is Micky Malka, the founder of Ribbit Cap?

Seeing increased $tibbir fud, which comes down to impatience as other Base coins start performing. Thesis hasn’t changed. Evidence hasn’t changed. If you held 3 or 6 or 9 months ago, you should have more conviction now, not less.

I wonder what kind of 5 dimensional mental gymnastics is @altcoinist going to perform once the Clarity Act gets passed and still nothing happens with $TIBBIR. What is the next invisible milestone that needs to happen for "foundational tech" to be revealed?

@udiWertheimer @mdudas @coinbase $TIBBIR holders should read this

we’re seeing the same fake “adoption” patterns with agentic crypto payments that we saw with rather forced attempts like lightning payments in the past there are some major providers who “support” x402 like AWS, vercel, etc, but actually none of them let agents pay *them* with crypto. they let other devs build apps payable with crypto but they don’t accept it themselves there were a handful of medium-sized api providers focusing on agents that partnered with coinbase to accept x402 payments, like firecrawl for example, but most of those experiments seem to have been abandoned since then and the companies are focusing on traditional payments now the economics of “agentic micro payments” sound cute on paper but in reality they make as little sense as “human micro payments” do. the agents that are economically interesting for API providers are agents that make millions of calls on a regular basis. those can (and do) use traditional billing. an agent that does a one-off API call for $0.0001 cents with x402 is not economically meaningful and even if you have a million of those it’s still not a business the services that actually do accept x402 seem to mostly be crypto-related themselves. services that aren’t crypto related don’t seem to find it to be a viable payment method. it’s just crypto companies doing it when they try to market to other crypto bros sorry

it's understandable that the market is skeptical around $coin and @coinbase we're saying agentic payments on x402 open standards are taking off, but the q1 onchain data says the exact opposite what use cases do we expect to generate meaningful non-spam activity in 2026?

@N30_cryptoo A $25,000 investment in higher education will be priceless for your brain

A $25,000 investment in $TIBBIR today will be $1,061,115 in one year.

Correcting what record? Ribbit is behind Tibbir but they could make it anything from (insert bear case idea) to the most exciting thing in crypto in a long time and it would be totally fine. I've talked about this many times, Ribbit taking ages to deliver has nothing to do with the magnitude of the project, it's just how big funds with hundreds of ventures operate. You can debate that the breadcrumbs and the Ribbit videos and other piece of the puzzle are just too big of signs to end up being "nothing". But you don't know their part of the story, you just know the @altcoinist version (which is only looking at best case scenario aka foundational tech). Their part of the story could be something totally different which also justifies the strategy they used. This is why I've argued that a charlatan like @Altcoinist is net negative for the project since he writes articles like "I Will Retire You". He is THE $TIBBIR guy. It's a responsibility to be a good actor. A good actor =/= always bullish.

Don’t know about you, but I personally don’t believe a firm like Ribbit Capital would allow $tibbir to have gone on this long without publicly correcting the record. Reputational and liability risk is way too significant relative to potential payoff. Which means…

$TIBBIR is the GTA6 of crypto except the highly anticipated product doesn't even exist and the release date of this non-existent product is brainstormed by bagholders every Tuesday on their talk show where the bald fraud @altcoinist takes drugs and talks about the last 3 developments in the world of fintech to then plug them in a random idea generator which produces "lore" and then @genrih99999 injects the lore into different LLMs and gets 2 weeks worth of content from it. The bullshit flywheel... I mean the bullfrog! Bullfrog flywheel sorry.

@VasilevCrypto @Altcoinist @tibbir You can have Macedonia!

@PureplayCapital @Altcoinist Most sad days in your life will be 1. When @TIBBIR exit stealth 2. When Bulgaria take back Macedonia.

Surprise surprise - @altcoinist is a clueless shill that loves talking about things he doesn't understand. Such a shame that this guy is allowed to write articles with a title "I Will Retire You" but @RibbitCapital is not doing anything because ughhh "NDA". What a lovely industry.