It's Giovanni

God, when ?!

@kokiimichii I always start drinking eating the bananas as soon as I pick them. Apart from the looks, nobody has ever had the guts to say anything

I have an ask , mtu akiweza buy something like bread kwa supermarket , anaweza anza kukulia ndani alafu akifika kwa counter alipe ama lazima alipe kwanza???

@_orca_12 @Muchang_i You are right chief, just a mistatment. On those highlands, the atmospheric pressure is actually lower, hence lesser oxygen concentration. There's an evolutionary aspect to it too; the people there have evolved to have larger lung capacity.

@Muchang_i Geography, Kalenjin land is mostly highland the atmospheric pressure is very high making their body to produce so much Red Blood cells when they run in Europe they are like Engines their Breathing system works more effectively they can accumulate much oxygen in long distances.

What makes Kalenjins such good marathon runners? Why don't other tribes give us good marathon runners like kalenjins?

@Loccdawggg Bob Marley?

He’s literally in the top ten (i think top five too) most recognizable people in history. Him, Jesus, Muhammad, ghandi, etc

As far as fame goes, Mike is in a closer conversation with Jesus than he is with other celebrities and I genuinely wish I was exaggerating

@ssaauuraa People should learn to provide a small bin in the loo if you ever have womenfolk at your house

I raise you, pads.

@Misspreety17 That king deserves a medium height, chocolate skin kikuyu woman. And he gonna receive the allotment soon

Kuna beshte yangu ananiambia chali yake amesema kuliko ampeleke date KFC hiyo pesa wanunue kuku full wakule😭😭like??🤣🤣

@geriatricabound @imbankke Stan ama DTB

@geriatricabound @imbankke From the frying pan straight into the fire

@Ibrahkiprotich They have a unique opportunity to introduce these youngings to the beautiful linux

Many laptop sellers in town install pirated Windows in those laptops, That's why many people are experiencing the blue screen of death multiple times after purchase

@LemayianLeiyan I blame the Judeo-xtian mythology

Snakes are the most misunderstood animals aki

@_kaugiria Hi Kaugiria , please mind your language and brief me on your issue ^Luca

@MaithyaVilivu @MaithyaVilivu this is your wakeup to take active role in active politics. It's what this country needs; patriotic, energetic young men no letting things slide

This has become a very common issue across the country lately.

@samaikyle Unadhani kitanda ya Congolese Mahogany hardwood weighing over 400 kilos inaweza kuwa shaken na a malnourished Nairobi boy?

Hio setup ya bed haiwezi handle that rowdy broke people sex, ukirusha tarimbo ndani inda! art yote inaangukia mamaa sura.

@sciencegirl "It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail." - Genghis Khaan

When winning matters more than rules of the game

@Gilbert_Belion This is what folks should be building for holiday homes. Which contractor is building these? I'd like to engage their services

Looks like the old African hut style is coming back!

@OrwellNGoode In Kenya, when we search for "Mozart", it's a betting site "Mozart Bet" not the composer, I think.

@VibesSedai Real eaters know the right answer is chapati

All the white ppl in the replies are like “why would you need another carb? There’s potato in this.” Lmaaooo Anyways the answer is rice.

@dnahinga Turn on notification for @WaruhiuFranklin

Knowing how ignorance can be inherited, Ziidi Trader is a welcome innovation. I had never bought a single share at the NSE until I tried the app. As a true believer in Cement Twitter, I'm equally surprised at how eagerly I wait for the markets to open. Now I'm revising notes shared by the diligent teachers @cheruiyotkb, @kahome_steve, @kasiva_mutisya, and @mtucreativity. I readily admit they are true guides in that world. Ignorance is temporary! ✅

@AntohSZN Right on! And you right away figured out how to transfer the playlist. I hope you know how to get around the transfer limit

Succumbed to pressure 🤯 YT Music is Great👌

@gatitu_ke @AntohSZN Used to. But it won't work with carplay as well as seamless UE on tv

@PurpleBridge101 @AntohSZN Just use brave browser

YouTube has the worst algorithm. Spotify ukiweka shuffle ni greatness tupu. Audio quality ya Spotify pia ni better plus background play.

@Gysh_izdope @AntohSZN Yeah. But think about it, if you watch lots of YT, how much time per month do you lose watching ads that you don't like? See? now, if you were already paying 299sh for Spotify, YT premium is a no brainer

@PurpleBridge101 @AntohSZN 500 kenyatta dollars bruh?