Karsten “Mr.Ping” Solhiem

Miss Ping just told me to grab the Bag out of the car, eyes lit up like a kid on Christmas #caught

@cassicorb Fair play, most of this space just feels like low hanging fruit comparatively

@PushDrawMafia Who’s to say I don’t ?

Going on a run so I don’t get fat from all the drinks consumed yesterday. Almost doxxed myself there for a second.

@Oliverkballin #bag

Pre-gamed the shower too hard and accidentally put Miss Pings exfoliating body scrub in my hair, am I gonna be bald? #LANK

@chris_p_bacon91 I can get down with this #jiggy

For the rest of 2026 I will be swag surfing

@cassicorb At the same time 🤨 #noticing

Good morning. Kinda a bad morning I had dreams about both my exes #fuck #thatsnew

Booking an AirB&B for the anny #watdatmean

@necky_fade #expand post round swag

Pimp shoes

@DipShitAssWipe #TightenUp head down, chest out, keep grinding gang

Losing the plot

@CWILLIAMSMVP 704 was good

Tame impala yes I was barricade 💯🔥

Foids bro.

@RandyHarrisIII If you can shoot 107 first try I bet with a little course management you can do it… swing is obviously there, just about putting the ball in the right spot and not making stupid mistakes

@PushDrawMafia means a lot Mr. Ping. will try to break 100 next time

first time scoring an 18-hole round, is this decent for a shit golfer? #LANK

@PenickFan That’s why they fired em all!

I mean it’s not even close #shrink

Golf doesn’t start till 10:30

Golf: On Beer : In Hand GF: Asleep 7:47 #whosgonnacareytheboats

@grayfieldLLC Word on the street is that it’s afoot don’t let it in ur drink!

My phone died right after taking this, but just showing everyone I got something called the “Luau iced tea” and it came out looking like evil juice. This one probably did me in ngl.

@CardsFan281 Love Burly! ECU legend! #Follow!

New bar pregame technique: search people you hate and watch their high school hudl tape #expand

@londonjusthe She rlly was that bitch #tbh

I love my new phone because now I can look at London’s pretty face in even higher resolution!!

@GeorgeHWChud Headphones on it’s giving #autism I love it 🤟

Time to hit the liquor store