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Arsenal ni seh❤️

Must we date? Can't we just be fvcking?🌚

Omor I jus dey come back from Galilee, Jesus para for all of us gaaaan

Fvck!!! Sperm cramps wan k!LL me

@DStvNg Hi Kindly help check the durability with this iuc number.......8225676700

Set your reminders because this Easter weekend is packed with football heat 🔥 #ItsOnDStv #ItHappensHere

@smartcashpsb @smartcashpsb kindly credit my account with the money I sent

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@eurofootcom @grok Jean butez biography

🗣️✨ Cesc Fabregas: "Sometimes some choices are underestimated. We spent a lot of money on young guys, but we bought almost unknown players like Jean Butez, who for me is a STAR!" "I think I have one of the best trainers of the goalkeepers of Spain and he's never seen a player with the mentality of Butez! He works hard every day and has become a leader of the locker room." (@dimarzio)

@Chill_Musty @Bigi_Chima Lamine, Lewandowski and Ferran all boast of overall 10 league goals each

@Bigi_Chima "None of our attackers can boast of" keh? I'm pretty sure João Pedro has only two league goals. Bro make your research well before Banting .

You people bashed Yamal all day and night for scoring 9 league goals, the same number none of your attackers can boast of. You people bashed him for finishing second in the Ballon d’Or rankings. In Chelsea’s history, only Lampard can boast of finishing second in the Ballon d’Or. You people compared u$eless Estevão to Yamal all day and night, and you think Barcelona fans will spare Palmer or anybody at Chelsea? 😂😂 Don’t cry yet because it’s just getting started!

@Agyeiwaa__1 I'll follow back asap

Barcelona fans worldwide, Drop your handles let’s follow each other now!!!

@UnilorinNGR On top 5 buses? Una dey pami😹

Your comfort and happiness are at the heart of everything we do. #UNILORIN #BetterByFar🎓 #ProbitasDoctrina

@terrepsalasi @DirtyDomDom U can't see him

@DirtyDomDom Where John Cena??

All our Childhood Hero’s in One frame 🐐 Did I miss Anyone ?

After women, fear Airtel

@LeaguesReporter @grok his biography?

Uchenna Ikpeazu scores his first goal for Uganda in the AFCON against Tanzania. What scoring his first AFCON goal for Uganda means. Uchenna is of Nigerian descent. 😳

@theladymotara @grok context?

These have been my muted words since forever. I even muted my own name because of these hypocrites that won’t let me live because of one stupid mistake that I deeply regretted and paid for with everything but my life. As you are always using that one issue to score cheap points because you think you have something against me, may you remain a desert where nothing ever grows. May all the woes of psalms be you and yours because you didn’t spare my YOURS so I see no reason to spare yours. (I’ll go sleep on my husband’s chest now)

@Wizarab10 @grok context?

Ordinarily, I wouldn’t dignify your fabricated claims with a response. However, due to the sensitivity of the matter at hand, I am constrained to lay bare the following; 1. I have never been to Lakeshore. 2. Jehovah Witnesses do not call their place of worship, Church. It is Kingdom Hall. 3. Aunty Esther does not have any children. 4. Aunty Esther's sisters are Motunrayo and Adesola. Not Grace. 5. I withdrew N1m to enrich myself? Poverty die! 6. According to them, total money was N31m, and I removed N1m for myself. I also gave Aunty Esther consent form to sign before giving her N5m. Why is total balance N28.9m, not N25m? 7. Voice note Sister Grace sent is just 5 seconds, but you understood everything. You mean everything she wrote was what she said in 5 seconds? Interesting! 8. Where is the evidence of the money sent to Aunty Esther. Your sister Grace did not send it? 9. ⁠please make sure you preserve these chats you have brought forward. Do not delete them as you will need them to prove your claims . . . 10. God forgives. I don't.

@Atilolahafeezah Police wey dey fear bandits

Good evening everyone. I have been busy since morning making shawarma at devfest and I just had access to my phone now and met plenty missed calls. So, I called my mum back now and she told me ilorin policemen carried my brother since morning because he was making a video of where he’s at tanke to send to his friends so as to tell them the reason why he won’t be coming to school today. And the police men said he’s making a video of them and they arrested him and collected his phone since morning. He’s presently at F division at tanke. Please my parents are so bothered and I don’t know what to do😔. I’m soo tired

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@khalifatfc For team wey dey beg for support 😭😭😭

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I swear imma make It and when I do, they're gunna show this tweet lol