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@Mikeliberation I thought for sure this story was gonna end with you asking for pointers

My neighbor’s wife moans very loudly during s£x. They live on the ground floor, so if you pass by their window, you can clearly hear her. This usually happens around 7:30 p.m., when children are still playing around the building. So I gathered the courage, called the husband aside, and spoke to him man-to-man about it. He thanked me and left. This morning, I saw his wife with a frown on her face. I greeted her, but she didn’t respond, she started singing instead. Honestly, my main concern is the children. As adults, we can ignore it, but it’s not something kids should be exposed to.

@jimboslicebread @diana_dukic @elonmusk Exactly bro I went to her page to see this high quality content and I’m like… wtf this took 0 effort for every post

@Puzzen_ @diana_dukic @elonmusk She posts pictures of her salads and wants MORE money 😂 nowhere else would she make a dime posting the random shit on her page. What a dumbass

Went from scrolling 24/7 to not even wanting to log in. X just hasn’t been hitting the same lately.

@smithhmackenzie I stopped drinking when I started getting high on gummies 😂 way better experience

I get asked a lot why I don’t drink It's because I don't see the point It's not enjoyable, it's empty calories, and I end up feeling like shit My sleep, training, and productivity will be impacted There's just no value to me personally Anyone else relate to this?

@DerplandAdam @elonmusk @doganuraldesign Exactly. Or dumb posts that say like “omg how did they not realize 2 + 2 = 5”

@elonmusk @doganuraldesign I personally cannot stand the endless accounts doing engagement farming, trying to take the lowest path of resistance to insert themselves into the algorithm. Instead of original and thoughtful posts we are getting “What’s better, water or coffee?” 🤦🏻‍♂️

Fuck it, man. I’m so sick of these algorithm changes.

@diana_dukic @elonmusk Where is this high quality content you speak of that they need to pay you more for?

@elonmusk The instability is the biggest hurdle. Between unpredictable reach and a 'For You' feed that feels disconnected from my actual community, the ROI on high-quality content has plummeted. Creators need a reliable feedback loop, not a void. And bigger payouts would be nice too lol

@FLRandomDude @Mr_Husky1 Right, the point remains, I don’t care who you give “credit” to you’re using the same ridiculous story to get engagement on YOUR timeline. Kinda makes you shittier. Actually not kinda, just does.

@Puzzen_ @Mr_Husky1 In the Last line credit is given

I lied to a customer this morning. Straight to her face. And I’d do it again in a heartbeat. I’ve been a mechanic nearly my whole life. My knuckles are always busted up, my back hasn’t stopped aching since the 90s, and I can tell what’s wrong with a car just by the sound it makes pulling in. Around here, I’m known for being fair but firm. No discounts. No drama. Fix it right, charge what it costs. That’s always been the rule. But around 8 this morning, an old Chevy limped into the lot. It was rattling so loud the birds flew off the power lines. The girl who stepped out was young. Early 20s, maybe. Tired eyes, oversized scrubs, baby seat in the back. She walked up clutching her car keys like they might fall apart too. “It’s making a weird noise,” she said, almost apologizing. “I really hope it’s not serious.” It was serious. Blown hose, leaking oil, belt hanging by threads. I told her the truth. A proper fix would run about a grand. She didn’t cry. She just stood there, shoulders stiff, eyes flicking between her car and the baby in the backseat. “I start my first shift at the nursing home today,” she said. “If I don’t show up, I lose the job.” She turned like she was ready to drive off anyway. Said she’d just pour water in the radiator and try to make it. If the engine died, well, it died. Now, we don’t let cars leave here in that kind of shape. But in that moment, I didn’t see a customer. I saw my own daughter, years ago, trying to keep everything together with nothing but willpower and coffee. I told her to leave the keys. “I can’t pay,” she said, panicked. I looked her in the eye and said, “Did I ask you for money?” I told her the part she needed was on national backorder. Would take two weeks minimum. Total lie. “But how will I get to work?” she asked. I handed her my truck keys. Told her it was parked behind the shop. Reliable, full tank, ready to go. My guy Tom looked at me like I’d lost my mind. “Boss, that’s your own truck.” I didn’t look at him. “Put the baby seat in the back, will you?” She left driving something safe. I stayed behind staring at a beat-up Chevy that reminded me what I used to drive when I had more debt than hope. Over the next two weeks, I fixed everything. The part she needed cost me 20 bucks. But I didn’t stop there. I rotated the tires, swapped out the brakes, changed the oil, even vacuumed the damn carpet. I wanted her to come back to something that made her feel safe. Something that told her someone cared. When she came to return the truck, she looked different. Rested. Calmer. She handed me the keys and asked about the bill. I handed her a receipt with zeroed-out lines and told her it was all covered by a secret manufacturer recall. Factory fault. Didn’t cost me a thing. She knew I was lying. She didn’t call me out. She just stood there, tears in her eyes, and nodded. “Thank you,” she said. “I didn’t know people like you still existed.” I grunted something about store policy and walked back to the office before she saw me get choked up. I’ll probably be eating sandwiches for a month. But I remember what it felt like to be young and broke and terrified. Wishing someone — anyone — would throw you a rope. This morning, I got to be that rope. You can’t take a truck to the grave. You can’t take money either. But you can take moments like this. You can take the feeling of having helped someone when no one was watching. And that’s worth more than a thousand-dollar repair Credit - bringer of rain

@reelaffairs @Mr_Husky1 The fact you have to use a hypothetical rather than giving a real life example says everything I need to know lol. Has it happened? Sure. Does it almost always happen to women, and the prettier they are the more they get. Just facts

@Puzzen_ @Mr_Husky1 Sometimes, they happen to men too Just that men are made differently. And, roles are different If you see a man with a child, struggling to keep up in a supermarket, baby crying, card declined at the counter For just a few bucks Won't you help? Many here will...

@SomeAndSomeQ @xevekiah This is the most ChatGPT reply I’ve ever seen.

Oof, that one stings a little. You were brave enough to put yourself out there, and even though it didn’t go the way you hoped, that courage still counts. His response wasn’t really about you, more about his situation. And honestly, the quick save you did? Smooth under pressure. Moments like that feel embarrassing at the time, but they usually become the kind of story you look back on and laugh about. You took a risk, and that’s something most people never even do.

Back in college, I had a crush on the guy who sat next to me in class. One day I finally got the courage to ask him, “Hey… do you want to grab coffee sometime?” He smiled politely and said, “That’s really nice of you to ask, but I’m kind of busy these days.” I got embarrassed and quickly tried to play it off. “Oh no, I didn’t mean it like that,” I said. “I’m actually doing a survey for a class project about people’s favorite coffee shops.” He nodded like he believed me, and after that we just stayed normal classmates. A few weeks later, I saw him at the mall holding hands with someone. Then the girl he was with turned to him and said, “Come on, babe, we’re going to be late.”

@joekent16jan19 Alright then, time to update your X page since you have this extra free time now… let’s not get lazy

After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today. I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby. It has been an honor serving under @POTUS and @DNIGabbard and leading the professionals at NCTC. May God bless America.

@bluewmist 1…. 2…

If you are over 30, write one thing that Genz won't understand

@LeadersJunction I’m guessing this “entrepreneur” has an OF, right?

Sometimes you need to play unfair to win in life ‼️‼️

@ZamakonkeK Uber drivers realizing all these women banging the same dude

Ladies. Just record this video and play it when you get in the uber. ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

I watched Candace Owens today so you don’t have to. She starts the show saying they’re lying about Iran and Charlie’s death. Says it’s a good day because TPUSA suffered a major blow. Says Trump also suffered a blow from Joe Kent resigning. Says Theo Von thinks there’s something satanic going on in Israel. Rants about Trump. Says he can’t finish war in Iran. Talks about Joe Kent. Tells troops they shouldn’t serve and they can legally object to going to war. Starts taking shots at Trump again and plays clip of him. Iran word salad. Name drops Charlie Kirk for no reason other than to keep viewers invested. Plays clips of Netanyahu. Now she’s starting her usual trick to burn time by reading X posts. First up a post from Lyndsey Graham. Next a post from Mark Levin. Now a post from Laura Loomer. Next a post from Alan Dershowitz. Now a post from Taylor Budowich. Next another Mark Levin post. Pivots to ranting about Israel. Pretends like the government is trying to “lock her up” like Tucker Carlson. Says she’s interviewing Joe Kent on Thursday. Says there’s Anti Catholic sentiment in the air right now. Plays clip of Theo Von. Calls things satanic. Plays victim for a few minutes. Says Joe Kent clashed with Kash Patel over Charlie Kirk investigation. Talks about TPUSA chapter in Arkansas separating. Plays clip of Charlie. Doing the usual “we’re just asking questions and no one is telling us the truth” rant. Says she had to pause Erika series because she’s deep into research about a cult. Says it’s plausible Erika could’ve been raised in a cult. Rants about the fake Erika and Epstein audio that her minion shared on X. Fumes over it being debunked. Says her “team” hasn’t made mistakes. Says it’s social manipulation when people debunk her and her minions. Challenges people including YouTubers to debate her. Says she watches a lot of ID TV. Says you can’t condition her by calling things evil and immoral right after she called Erika and TPUSA immoral and evil. Starts screaming about Erika not grieving how she wants her to. Now yelling about Romania and calling everyone sickos. Tells fans they should look down on anyone who doesn’t believe her theories. Talks about the fake “Netanyahu is dead” conspiracy. Tells men to let women do the talking. Plays videos of Netanyahu that people think are AI. Her eyes start darting back and forth as she dives into a very obviously fake conspiracy about Netanyahu being killed by Iran. Now talks about airports being shutdown in D.C. and tries to tie it to Netanyahu being dead. Shows video of Netanyahu questioning if he had 6 fingers. Continues diving into the fakest conspiracy slop the internet has to offer. Says that no one would work this hard to prove they’re alive. Says it’s very strange that Netanyahu drinks coffee during war. Says it’s not normal behavior for the real Netanyahu. Plays another clip of Netanyahu. Makes a conspiracy out of someone saying “ain’t” in the video. As she’s in the middle of conspiracy mumbo jumbo about Netanyahu being dead one of her producers lets her know that Netanyahu just posted a new video and looks like he’s actually alive. She stops dead in her tracks and then talks as if it was just everyone else coming up with the conspiracies literally right after her conspiracies got shut down live before our eyes. Says she doesn’t care about the midterms and they can drive off a cliff. Talks about Megyn Kelly. Says there’s pressure on her as a Catholic. Talks about her husband George. Says her podcast is in a three way time for number one. Ends show name dropping Charlie after an episode that wasn’t really about him. Overall today’s episode was another giant Trump rant with half the episode spent on reading X posts. One call for U.S. troops to defy orders. One mention of watching a lot of ID TV. One conspiracy shot down while live on air. Six X posts to burn time. Zero evidence shown. Complete waste of time.

@povcops The random man is the smartest one there. Like I get doing what she thinks is an investigation but if I’m the person working there I’m going “ok cut the shit and tell me what crime im being accused of committing”

@shaguncrypto What’s that even mean buying a house first? He’s already got what he’s got, that obviously came first. I’d tell him don’t go in order his head and enjoy his new house, don’t touch your cash or investments for it though

A guy is 30. He has: • $110k in a 401k • $70k Bitcoin • $25k in cash He’s thinking of buying a house first. What would you tell him?

@ErikUnchained Fat people bro… fat people. You know the answer here.

Who the hell has a “snack” this size? Furthermore, who the hell gets so excited about eating McDonald’s? Homie is literally farting rainbows and butterflies as he makes this video. The calorie count is insane!!!

@HOUSEPORN___ I would want this for my family actually… they have their own place they can go back to but we’re all close enough if we wanna come over or hang out it’s easy

We all agree that's a bad idea, right? 😭

@fem_mindset Any man alive would murder for this in a woman. Kudos to her and congrats to her husband getting a real one.

If you don’t want to visit a divorce lawyer, adopt this mindset soon. 💯💯

@grey4626 Saw this shit happening years ago, bout time

Stay in your fucking lane. We are the LGB...nothing more, nothing less. A cold, hard line drawn in immutable biology: same-sex attraction. Lesbians who want women. Gay men who want men. Bisexuals who navigate both without rewriting reality to accommodate ideology. The rest? They can take their expansionist agenda and get the hell out of our spaces. We built this on shared, material truth...not on subjective internal sense of self, not on compelled speech, not on the endless demand that everyone else erase their own boundaries to affirm someone else's beliefs. Decades of real blood, real arrests, real AIDS graves, real bar raids, real suicides from being told our orientation was a sin...all that sacrifice, only for gender ideology activists to colonize the acronym, turn "homosexual" into a slur in our own house, and brand lesbians bigots for refusing male anatomy no matter how it's hormonally or surgically repackaged. This isn't alliance. This is appropriation. It's textbook exploitation: hijack the empathy and moral framework of a historically oppressed group, then shame and guilt them into submission when they refuse to serve as validation props for an ideological agenda. The gaslighting is relentless...frame refusal as violence, frame boundaries as hate, frame basic sexual dimorphism as erasure. No. We owe you nothing. Our orientation is not a social construct to be deconstructed at your convenience. It is evolutionary wiring, limbic truth, hard limits etched in flesh and neurons. You do not get to demonize our "no" because it inconveniences your narrative. Men are not women. Women are not men. Hormones, surgery, pronouns, and tears do not rewrite chromosomes, skeletal structure, or the visceral revulsion most lesbians feel toward male anatomy...no matter how artfully repackaged or how viciously you shame us for stating the obvious. Stay. In. Your. Fucking. Lane. The sane among us...the ones who still remember what actual same-sex love looks like without ideological asterisks...are done playing nice. Done pretending this expansion is progress instead of erasure. Done letting our flag be used as camouflage for an agenda that sterilizes gay kids, invades women's spaces, and demands we applaud our own obsolescence. We want nothing to do with your ideological quicksand. Cut the cord. Drop the letters. Take your dogma, your coercion, and your endless demands for affirmation and get the fuck out of our lane. We built this road. We bled for it. And we will defend it...with ferocity, with precision, with zero apology. 🗡️💀⚖️