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Expiry dates for child car seats are a scam.

@vanessahlarson If the US invaded, I aint dying for this shit

Canada's postal system has issued 3 new stamps in honor of Eid al-Fitr and Eid al-Adha, featuring stylized Canadian maple leaves in designs inspired by traditional Islamic patterns: linns.com/news/us-stamps…

@Landeur Gfy First the bombs now the tourism.

Visiting Belgrade radicalised me. Even though Serbia is poorer than most of Europe, and even though we bombed Belgrade… It’s beautiful, because it’s a European city which is not full of foreigners. Likewise for Ljubljana.

@diana_dukic @EPavlic @elonmusk Uffff murder clean-up in isle 1.

@EPavlic @elonmusk Honest criticism fixes things; licking boots doesn't.

Went from scrolling 24/7 to not even wanting to log in. X just hasn’t been hitting the same lately.

@GerAmbHR Extermination camps!

Kada smo moja supruga Annette i ja došli u Zagreb, bili smo iznenađeni koliko je veza između 🇩🇪 i 🇭🇷. Recite nam, što nas spaja? ⤵️

@katywinge Can I have your baby.

Hi friends what does this sign say?

@UpdatingOnRome I had the exact same experience....word for word....with Michael B Jordan

I actually saw Zendaya at a grocery store in Los Angeles once. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. She said, "Oh, like you're doing now?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but she kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Ma’am, you need to pay for those first." At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

@SerbianFooty Whaaaaaaa

The Milinkovic-Savic brothers will return to the national team according to Mozzartsport. SMS will be a big boost to the midfield. VMS will hopefully be happy to accept a bench role 😁

@SainiLaw Fuck off

To those celebrating St. Patrick's Day across Canada. Have fun. I don't mind you celebrating your culture that you brought from your country of origin here in Canada. Your parades are inconvenient but don't bother me. I assume you'll extend the same courtesy to me. :)

@70133x Brash, annoying, cringe and obnoxious. Inspiration to the black community.

I absolutely LOVE how much fun and space she is taking up. That’s exactly what you do when you’ve worked hard and get to enjoy the fruits of your labor. Such a big inspiration 🖤🖤🖤

@fordnation HOV lanes are retarded

Opening HOV lanes to all passenger vehicles during off-peak hours is one of the common-sense ways we’re fighting gridlock and getting people moving across Ontario.

@spooked75 @eurofounder Hahahahahahahaha

@eurofounder Harassment is different and France has the largest number of Muslims in Europe.

MAGA — a nearly 80% white movement — keeps pushing the conspiracy that Muslims are "overrunning Europe." Reality: No EU country is more than ~10% Muslim. Most are under 5%. Europe's ~95% non-Muslim. This is projection. White Americans become a minority by 2045. MAGA's fear isn't about Europe — it's about themselves.

@katywinge Thanks Katy, I'll take the glass-half-full approach as well...better to live life that way.

@Pv005 These 14 games are a chance for the starting group to really gel and figure it out. I think that’s enough time. And they are experienced enough to know what to do in critical moments together in a playoff atmosphere. I will always lean optimistic with this group.

Of the 35 clutch games (170 minutes) the Nuggets have had this season, the main lineup has only played in 4 of those games and just 26 minutes. Important context to “finishing games” this season for Denver.

@AuroraBore73065 @YoMama1868815 @TomislavHorva20 Hahah sad vas jebu pakistanci i indijci Hrk pljuc

@Pv005 @YoMama1868815 @TomislavHorva20 hrvatska vojska je jebala kevu srbskoj vojsci u rh i za sva vremana rijesila pitanje srbske cizme na hr zemlji.zatim je jebala kevu srbskoj vojsci u bosni zauzimanjem kompletne Zapadne Bosne koja je 500 godina bila naseljena srbskim stanovnistvom. zajebana neka pickasta vojska :)

Zoran Milanović: "Vučiću pazi što pričaš"! Ne postoji vojni savez između Hrvatske, Kosova i Albanije. Radi se o suradnji koju je potpisao ministar, a ne ja i to nema nikakav vojni značaj! "Ja sam ga jednom već i upozorio da nikakav memorandum Hrvatske, Albanije i Kosova o suradnji u području vojske koji je potpisao ministar, da to nije nikakav vojni savez. Evo ti njega prije dva dana govori o planu Hrvatske, Kosova i Albanije da napadnu Srbiju. To je poprilično zanimljiv čovjek. Kako da napadnemo? S čim? Mi nemamo vojsku za to. Možeš onda vjerovati meni na riječ, na kraju krajeva ja o tome odlučujem. To nije dobro čuti, osim što je šašavo".

@gurjeetkandhola @mrsunshinebaby State. You dumb cunt.

@mrsunshinebaby Pathetic .Alberta has always been a pathetic state with the most racist people.Canada have the nicest people except Alberta .

🚨🇨🇦 A small town in Alberta is selling these lapel pins, to keep Sikh individuals out of the Canadian mounted police. What do you think of this campaign?

@TEYANATAYLOR @TheAcademy You're cringe 😬

Thank you to @TheAcademy I really appreciate your unwavering love & support. 🙏🏾🌹

@HustleBitch_ Killing it

🚨 Jeff Goldblum, 73, poses with his 43-year-old wife Emilie Livingston. Be honest… what’s your first thought?

@TEYANATAYLOR You're so cringe stfu

The world holds so much misery that miserable hearts forget the face of happiness. They grow comfortable being sore losers, so when they see real sportsmanship it unsettles them! like holy water touching a demon. Because clapping for someone else’s victory requires something many people never learned…how to win with grace & pure joy, and how to lose with grace, chin up & dignity.

@CitImmCanada We need more Nigerians, Somalis and Indians, stat!

Canada is seeking top talent, including: • medical doctors, researchers and senior managers with Canadian work experience • workers with French-language proficiency • health care and social services professionals • tradespersons • educators • professionals in science, technology, engineering and mathematics (STEM) occupations • professionals in transport occupations These categories provide clear pathways to permanent residence for top international talent. Find out how Express Entry category-based rounds of invitations work: bit.ly/4s0UAFi

@CinemaTweets1 That black chick is so fuckin annoying holy fuck

Michael B. Jordan gave an awesome acceptance speech tonight. While I personally rooted for Leo to win, I’m happy as hell for MBJ & the entire Sinners team. Cinema needed a film like Sinners. It needs visionaries like Coogler & Jordan. Glad they were bother recognized tonight.