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tracking the period cycles of your league duos can lead to increased winrates i have 147 games of data on this. my friend yuulu tweeted about it earlier because she finally saw the CRM i've been keeping on her for months. overall winrate with her sits at 55.1%. on period games? 52%. off period? 57.5%. that's a 5.5% delta over 5 tracked cycles with a 94.3% confidence. the data doesn't lie. I have an excel with our accounts linked up to riots api and it pulls data based on kda, damage dealt & winrate. during her period her aggression rating spikes to 8.6 out of 10 based on damage dealt and deaths. that means during her period i'm playing TRISTANA. rocket jumping into every fight. matching her chaos with my chaos. if she's gonna flash forward i'm gonna flash forward with her. we're both committing war crimes at the SAME TIME off period? completely different player. aggression drops to 4.85. plays calculated. kda higher due to dying less. best vision score. she's entering her peak janna phase. so when she's off period i'm locking VAYNE. patient. scaling. tumbling around and waiting for good opportunities to fight. we play a slow methodical lane and farm up to late game. that's where we pop off. the 57.5% winrate off period comes from this coordination. we're not just playing league. we're playing league AROUND her HORMONAL CYCLES. most of you can't even tell when your duo is tilted after 3 games. i can tell when mine is entering the pre-menstrual aggression window 3 days out based on over-aggressive timers alone. her next cycle starts april 17th at 9:36am. 5.2 day duration estimated. i've already shifted my youtube content creation strategy around this for viewers to be prepared for more Tristana commentaries. this is the level of commitment required to climb with a duo. you think you can just queue up with your friend and vibe your way to challenger? no. you need DATA. you need ANALYSIS. you need to know what play style she's locking BEFORE she locks it based on where she is in her cycle. yuulu thought i was crazy when i told her the prediction. she opened her health app. told me her app predicted her period to be between April 15th - April 19th. my CRM beat her own body's tracking Study the Saskio way

@drewlevin was against this guy yesterday.... op.gg/lol/summoners/… Thoughts?

@antunyaa_ Tristan you’re an idiot she posted this on Friday fucking rtd

@antunyaa_ ON SATURDAY?

today was push day wby? : D

@allykitti2 Truly motivational ally. Thank you

thur da hardships i will continue to be silly and epic and trying harding to be happi :3

@Sykko_xo Ask the mumzy bro what

@Pykeachooo why is your navel doing that

@imagesaicouldnt LOL

I hate league of legends, holy shit

genuine question what prompted you to facecheck bush here as TF into renekton while your W start ekko is clearing his buff, then walking into ekko extending the fight and bullying him off his buff delaying his clear almost certainly leading to his whole botside being stolen and you losing the game after they dive your botlane 3 times with split map? why not just walk around XD

@nickich This you?

Me casually scrolling Twitter and seeing a Kanye West porn post:

ANY GUESS ON WHAT I JUST DID TO HER

@Sykko_xo goat

The amount and quality of your pings matters a lot. And as support, a large part of your job that few pay attention to below Challenger is creating space with your positioning, especially in lane phase.

@SoSleeplessss depends on game state really... but fid heals so so much from both

@Pykeachooo theres no way you have the damage to solo atakhan and drake tho right?

this is not broken though guys!

my kassadin after i gank mid and let him take the kill

@LudwigAhgren Small steps brother, you’re doing great

i dont know if ill hit plat but im very proud of how much i have improved theres always more to learn and im excited to learn it!!

Over the last few years I’ve been to Europe 6 times. Every single time, I’ve always felt a calmness settle over me. Almost as if there’s an inner peace. Out of six trips, there’s only ever been one where this hasn’t been the case; When I went to the UK. That place sucks.

@kebubbs Heike why are you drinking squash at fucking 4am lil bro

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