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@rixlerr "Nobody pisses his pants mid-song like Gaston!"

Hugh Jackman admits he once peed his pants on stage while performing in 'Beauty and the Beast' and he had to keep singing "I was playing the role of Gaston, which required me to maintain a weight of 90 kilograms, 200 pounds" "to address persistent headaches, a naturopath advised me to drink two gallons of water daily before 5 p.m." "during a performance, I felt the urgent need to use the restroom just before a song" "when I had to pick up my co-star, Belle, a little bit of urine came out while I was wearing red tights" "I had a choice: you sing that F-sharp and piss my pants, or I don't sing it and humiliate myself, so I sang it" "I chose to finish the song and pee my pants rather than stop and humiliate myself"

@GOLDBABYO *Three-year-old. Same advice applies to both.

@GOLDBABYO She didn't lie. She told you what happened as best she understood it. When you're dealing with a five-year-old, maybe get some clarifying information before you just go off the literal interpretation of what she said.

My daughter came home from daycare and told me Miss Karen hit her with a sword. She’s 3. I called the daycare director that night. Voice shaking, full parent mode activated. Director pulls the footage. Miss Karen had a foam pool noodle. She tapped her on the shoulder to get her attention during circle time. I watched the clip 4 times. Called my husband in. He watched it twice. We didn't say anything for a moment.

@amuse I'm pretty sure it was the CHILD'S worst day, not his.

INSANITY: Tim Walz says we shouldn’t judge child molesters based purely on their decision to rape a child but on how they live their rest of their lives.

@FPWellman It's an example of how you already need a photo id to do almost literally anything involved in modern life. It wasn't the best example in the world, but your criticism doesn't make you sound smart, it makes you come off like you're too dumb to understand his point.

No, you need a membership card because it’s a private business and not a Constitutional right. This isn’t clever.

@covie_93 During Obama, we didn't have Democrats and the media constantly pretty much telling people to obstruct and attack ICE agents at every opportunity.

Obama deported more people than trump and he didnt have ICE agents murdering people in the streets to do it.

@TheNerdWASuit I'm... pretty sure that I don't recall Disney ever claiming that this was accurate to mythology.

Anti-woke people are truly the weakest people alive. Wait until I tell them there's a loved adaptation of Hercules where Hades talks like a scummy lawyer, Zeus is good, and the story is told by black gospel singers, one of whom is thicc and gets some of the best lines.

Notice how it's always "America was founded on Christian principles!" until it comes to welcoming the immigrant, helping the poor, feeding the hungry, bringing healthcare to the sick, forgiving debts, caring for our planet, laying down our swords, or loving our neighbors.

@VigilantFox The Greeks showing up to say their piece in the 11th hour:

Piers Morgan read the open letter Greeks wrote after learning Christopher Nolan's $250,000,000 epic “The Odyssey” cast not one Greek actor. “Greek people did not disappear after the age of myth. Greek culture was not frozen in classical marble. Greek language was not extinguished in antiquity. We are STILL HERE!”

@ceidwadol @VigilantFox It's literally a story made by and about the Greeks.

@VigilantFox Them complaining there's no Greeks in the movie is just as woke as when people complain there's no gay, disabled or blacks in a movie. 😂

@WIRED I cannot comprehend how a genuinely living human being can be this profoundly stupid and actually think that they made a point.

From forcing down chewy, bacon-flavored Man Cereal to vomiting at the office, buying into the MAHA protein craze was a challenging endeavor. wired.com/story/i-took-r…

@SomaKazima2 @exo12mem @Engeneswow @Howardjd_ You posted in a public forum. That inherently invites other people to respond. Hope this helps.

@exo12mem @Engeneswow @Howardjd_ You stfu too bitch no one asked you to join

Don't matter the age, we FED UP 😭😭😭😭

@Karl_Lagerbier @someguyontwtt @JonPrin22319347 @EricLDaugh A significant number of homeless people are that way because they choose to be for one reason or another. Can't really help people who refuse to be helped.

@someguyontwtt @JonPrin22319347 @EricLDaugh Wouldn't it be smart, to.... You know... Prevent ANY people from being homeless? Helping all people who have lost their jobs, or their ability to work at all? I know, a strange concept for Americans...

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump just announced a MASSIVE plan to replace illegal alien semitruck drivers with American VETERANS by granting new CDLs INCREDIBLE IDEA! 🇺🇸 "To get illegal alien truck drivers, who are KlLLING a LOT of people, shouldn't be driving! WE DON'T WANT THEM." "We're gonna replace them with proud American Veterans. We're gonna make them and teach them...we're gonna say any American who's driven a truck for military will AUTOMATICALLY be eligible for a Commercial Driver's License."

@_xLucidx_ @CC4MVP22 @YahooSports ...did he ever claim that he did? Regardless, Caitlin Clark is the most popular player by most any objective measure. Hell, her name is quite literally the only one in the WNBA that anyone actually knows.

@CC4MVP22 @YahooSports Neither do you. 😂

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar says calling Caitlin Clark the face of the WNBA is disrespectful to those who've paved the way.

@JonPrin22319347 @EricLDaugh Why would they apply for the job if they didn't want it?

@EricLDaugh Maybe ask the veterans first if they even want that job. 🤦‍♂️

@RepJayapal Here, I'll finish the message to the Dems that you're obviously pushing to riot.

How are you supposed to know that unmarked vehicles with people in masks and no identification are ICE and CBP? The tactics that are being used are that of a militia, not a government agency. They must be stopped.

@n1t3w0rk @Poltwit1039 @ThomBrady5 Awww, a place isn't real because you can't get people kicked off for disagreeing with you without question? If your idea of "real" is an echo chamber, maybe consider that you're the problem.

@Poltwit1039 @ThomBrady5 noooo on the edgecuck nazi website?? twitter isn't real

This is not hypocrisy anymore. Hypocrisy is pretending to believe one thing while doing another. This is worse. This is a moral system so rotted that some deaths are treated as sacred and others as politically inconvenient debris. A foreign national dies during an ICE confrontation, and the entire outrage industry detonates on command. Politicians howl. Activists swarm. Media vultures circle. Offices are surrounded. “Justice” becomes the word of the hour before anyone has bothered to establish what actually happened. Then comes the eyewitness account: the driver allegedly put the car in gear and drove toward federal agents. No matter. The narrative had already been chosen. But Sheridan Gorman? Katie Abraham? American victims whose deaths raise the wrong questions about illegal immigration? Silence. No marches. No wall-to-wall coverage. No trembling speeches. No coordinated demands. Barely even a public acknowledgment that they existed. That is not selective compassion. It is political scavenging. They do not mourn the dead. They sort them. Useful victims are elevated, branded, and weaponized against the country. Inconvenient victims are pushed into the shadows because their names expose the human cost of policies the political class refuses to defend honestly. There is something profoundly sick about watching people manufacture instant sainthood for one death while stepping over the graves of others without breaking stride. Do not call this inconsistency. Do not sanitize it as partisanship. It is a deliberate inversion of moral value. When outrage depends on the nationality of the dead and the usefulness of the corpse, compassion has ended. What remains is propaganda wearing a funeral mask. (article below)

@TomHardyDavidsn @JamieBonkiewicz @real_steelee That would certainly be convenient for you, wouldn't it? Anything to avoid the slightest hint of self-reflection.

@JamieBonkiewicz @real_steelee The reality is these threats that she’s getting are most likely from Trump supporters who are angry about the shit she’s disagreed with him on.

Amy Coney Barrett finding out her kids have to live in the world she legislates is almost poetic.

@LeaversvsTaker @JezziiB He did obey the law. Pilate couldn't find a single thing he did wrong, much less worth executing him over. Get a new meme; that one just makes you look stupid.

@JezziiB You will know it when you see it…

If your first question to someone condemning ICE for murdering people is “were they here illegally?”, then you’ve completely lost your humanity. You have no soul.