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@QOrphans

Reason for making this account no longer exists. Should I delete it? Maybe, maybe not. I'll let you know. Or not. Whatever.

Discord Katılım Eylül 2018

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Blank@QOrphans·1 Oca

Happy New Year!

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Ankhtepot@undyingpharoah·8 Kas

I apologize for interrupting the endless stream of drivel that encourages you to think your opinions matter. It's totally cute, by the way. But you should know that in the following 48 hours, your opinions might actually matter. A lot! So please vote. It's important. Do it.

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Blank@QOrphans·8 Kas

@diebythedice Other board members: "We knew he was a unholy bloodsucking soulless monster, but we didn't know he was, y'know...the *dead* kind!"

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Blank@QOrphans·8 Kas

Now I want to plan a game where the vampire is the board of directors for a home lending agency, and is therefore entitled to enter mortgaged homes.

Ankhtepot@undyingpharoah

@snowman_md In Barovia, property law thwarts YOU!

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Blank@QOrphans·7 Kas

@ArchlichEternal The jungles of Tandaria are so dangerous that one of my players referred to it as as "Ferngully from Hell." What would make for a good refuge somewhere in this Darwinian hellhole?

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Archlich Acererak@ArchlichEternal·7 Kas

Alright, I’m game. Be prepared for some weird shenanigans. Go!

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Blank@QOrphans·7 Kas

@ArchlichEternal How did the Norsagn subcontinent wind up with refined metal ore as a naturally occurring resource?

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Blank@QOrphans·7 Kas

Knew a guy who got drunk one night and the last thing he remembered was telling his friend about this really cool trucking company he wanted to start. He woke up the next morning as part owner of "Really Cool Trucking Company".

Dagult Neverember@NeverwinterSwag

Got really high with @TXanathar and decided I should just buy Waterdeep. What's the worst that could happen?

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Blank@QOrphans·6 Kas

I had no idea how badly I needed this in my life.

大美中国(💯Fo back )@Stevegofishing2

@CatWorkers Ladybug:I am getting a driver license test.

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Blank@QOrphans·26 Eki

@OKWildlifeDept Quick, how do I set a reminder to share this on Mother's Day??

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Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation@OKWildlifeDept·24 Eki

If you're skittish you'll want to sit this tweet out,

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Blank@QOrphans·9 Ağu

@undyingpharoah What, no! It's a double letter for the "n" and the "l"!

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Ankhtepot@undyingpharoah·9 Ağu

@QOrphans Oh, right! So that's "milennials"?

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Ankhtepot@undyingpharoah·9 Ağu

It's been a while since I made a royal decree, so here goes: I don't like millenials. Always walking around like they rent the place.

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Blank@QOrphans·8 Tem

@robymyles @GovInslee This sounds like a job for CAPITALISM!

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Governor Bob Ferguson@GovBobFerguson·8 Tem

Congratulations WA! You’ve hit the threshold of 100,000+ electric cars on the road, giving us the 2nd largest EV market share in the country.

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Return of the Brain Trainer@TheBrainTrainer·30 Haz

If there was a TV show where the primary threat was zombies, but they were consistently referred to as "the Draculas," then everyone might finally understand why I hate Stranger Things.

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Blank@QOrphans·24 May

In an age when school graduation has become an empty and tedious ceremony, the only way to make it meaningful again is to outgrow the school. Carry on, sir. You have no need for their approval.

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Blank@QOrphans·21 May

@undyingpharoah Me, what did I do?!?

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Ankhtepot@undyingpharoah·21 May

I should invite @QOrphans in here as a cautionary tale against people who tease me like this.

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Ankhtepot@undyingpharoah·21 May

My my, such a long list of cool darklord characters. Who aren't me. You're saving the best for last, right? Right?!?

Jacqueline Renier@MlleRenier

Well, after a talk about Darklords and MTG yesterday, I decided to turn some darklords into Hearthstone cards. I tried to cover some popular ones, but obviously didn't make them all. I may add more later, for now I wanted to have at least one for each Hearthstone class.

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Blank@QOrphans·15 May

@LeapingShiba @Kathy4Truth @KenMatthews @glennbeck @JackPosobiec Then why did she deny sending it?

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Doug Schlemm@LeapingShiba·13 May

Well, it does sound like @Kathy4Truth was not wrong. @KenMatthews @glennbeck @JackPosobiec youtu.be/sABVWUxfwIk

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Blank@QOrphans·14 May

I've never been so proud to be a minion. Name a number, milord, and we will make it happen.

Ankhtepot@undyingpharoah

So let me get this straight...if more than 5% of the accounts on Twitter are "fake," he's backing out of the deal? And how many accounts would we need to make to move that needle? And how many castings of Animate Dead do I get per day, with how many skeletons each?

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Blank@QOrphans·17 Mar

@MlleRenier @undyingpharoah Our world is not immune. We have the Los Angeles Angels, and many more:

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Jacqueline Renier@MlleRenier·17 Mar

@undyingpharoah What were you expecting? We, darklords and Ravenloftians, may have plenty of differences, but we are at least all afflicted by the demiplane-wide curse of litteral naming.

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Ankhtepot@undyingpharoah·16 Mar

Either that, or someone felt bad about saddling him with the name "Draga Salt-Biter." Gotta compensate somehow. They owed him.

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Blank@QOrphans·1 Oca

Happy New Year!

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Blank@QOrphans·30 Kas

My kid's therapist's office has this on the wall. I think I need therapy after seeing it.

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