So-called "Barry"

Something for Mr Musk to think about here to make some $$$. All I ask in return is a small share of the profits and less racists.

Twitter set to expand beyond the blue tick with all new account types.

Week 6. After their catastrophic performance in the mini-budget task, Team Fiasco are summoned to Lord Sugar’s boardroom, where one of them will be fired.

Whoever submitted this IMDB trivia for Home Alone 2

Mount Rushmore confirms addition to commemorate Trump presidency

Kids who grew up "academically gifted" are now anxious adults who have thousands of abandoned hobbies and spiral into self hate whenever they make basic mistakes, or they are doctors There is no in between

I faced a choice today, a strong and stable t-shirt, or...

@drphiliplee1 Done.

Be more Rorsarch, including the mask

One lasting legacy I hope #COVID19 brings to the UK is the end of the "man flu" culture. If you're sick with a potentially contagious illness, it's not cool to "soldier on" and infect people around you. Keep your viruses at home.

This pandemic is exactly why I hated group projects in school.

SIMULATE alien abduction by scrolling out from your location on Google Earth with a finger up your bum. (via @QuantumPirate)

This government is like a toddler caught stealing chocolate with it smeared all round their mouth but denying they ate any and blaming it on the dog. Also they’ve shat themselves.

Sometimes being proved wrong feels pretty good. Bishop of Worcester gets the goal, I’m claiming an assist. twitter.com/bbchw/status/1…

The fact I wrote this without swearing every other word is a miracle. Who knows what good it will do as my MP is almost certainly one of the gang, I just hope he proves me wrong.

Repeating bullshit doesn’t make it any less bullshit

@plortcat I’d much rather the people running the country put the country’s interest over their own.

@QuantumPirate Some see "flagrant corruption", others see "love of family"

I suspect many of the Tory MPs are too deep in the pocket to risk standing up to this flagrant corruption, but we don’t need to convince all of them, just enough to get things moving. Has to be worth a try. parliament.uk/get-involved/c…

If anyone has any other ideas to rescue this country from these bandits I am all ears right now.

I don't know about you but I'm angrier than I've been for a long time, and I have been very very angry.