JeTePlumerai🇨🇦⚜️|🇺🇦

Thanks to everyone who followed me ❤️ I'm trying to follow everyone back but it says I've hit my limit, I'll try to follow the rest tomorrow. Unis, nous sommes plus forts, toute la planète pour l'Ukraine, pour le Sakartvelo, pour l'Ichkeria, la Moldavie!

@handdsom3 Pas mal sûr c'est de la NOS (nitrous oxide), c'est vendu avec des saveurs, c'est super dangereux pour le cerveau

Can someone explain to me what he’s doing like I’m 4 years old ?

@handdsom3 Je n'irai pas jusqu'à dire ça, loin de là, mais la culture haïtienne est un bel ajout au Québec, tout en étant distincte

@QueDeLarmes la culture québécoise n’existe pas sans celle haïtienne mon chummy 💯 faut voir Montréal

Haitian Canadian have to be somewhere

@auteurcryptique Sauf les "wokes" j'imagine?

PSPP parle à tous. c'est la seule leçon à retenir.

A few weeks ago I had a conversation with an American who genuinely believed Europe and Canada would help the United States in its war with Iran. I asked him why he thought that, given that Trump had spent months threatening to annex Canada and seize Greenland. He went quiet. Then he said he had never heard of any of that. Not that he disagreed. Not that he thought it was exaggerated. He had simply never encountered the information. It had never arrived. This is worth pausing on. Because in every other functioning democracy on earth, that information would have been impossible to avoid. Not because Europeans are smarter or more curious. But because of how news works outside the United States. The BBC and The Daily Telegraph hate each other. Le Monde and Le Figaro disagree on everything. Aftenposten and Dagbladet have been arguing since before most of their readers were born. But they all cover the same events. A threat to annex Canada is not a left-wing story or a right-wing story. It is a story. It runs everywhere. You hear it on the radio driving to work. You see it on the newsstand. Your colleague mentions it at lunch. Facts are not a channel you choose. They are the weather. You step outside and they hit you. The only media ecosystems on earth that work differently are not political opposites of each other. They are North Korea and Russia. Not because the content resembles MAGA content. But because the architecture is the same. In all three cases, outside information does not get filtered or reinterpreted. It gets blocked at the door. A completely parallel reality is built inside, maintained by repetition, and sealed from correction. This is why the rest of the world does not just disagree with MAGA voters on foreign policy. It finds them genuinely disorienting to talk to. Not offensive. Disorienting. Like speaking to someone who is absolutely certain the building has two floors when you are standing on the third. Which brings us to today’s masterclass. And this screenshot says everything. A Trump supporter posted: “Absolute masterclass by Trump. He got the Strait open without any help from Europe and without any boots on the ground.” That post was written on the same day a refinery on Lavan Island burned for hours after the ceasefire was announced. On the same day Iran’s own official statement read “this does not signify the termination of the war.” On the same day Iran kept its toll system, its uranium program, its protocol over the strait, and walked away with sanctions relief and reconstruction aid. The post is not stupid. It is not written by a bad person. It is written by someone who received a completely different set of facts than the rest of the world did. And from inside that information environment, with only that data, the conclusion is perfectly logical. That is what makes it so unsettling. It is not ignorance. It is a sealed universe, doing exactly what sealed universes do. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

Just a thought: Ukraine’s President is Jewish. Our Defense Minister is a Muslim, a Crimean Tatar. The Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces is an ethnic Russian. Our top drone ace — recently awarded the title Hero of Ukraine — is an ethnic Hungarian. Over 70,000 women serve in the military now. Almost all of the most renowned combat medics are women. The revolution that changed this country forever began with a Facebook post by an ethnic Afghan Pashtun, a prominent Ukrainian journalist. And in our parliament, we have a Black MP — an Afro-Ukrainian and universally admired Olympic champion. All of this — in a country that is still, for the most part, Slavic. On the streets of Kyiv today, you’ll see halal restaurants for Muslim tourists standing peacefully next to Jewish eateries. Nearby are a museum and a monument to Sholem Aleichem, and a plaque bearing the face of Golda Meir, who once lived here. Among our main landmarks: 19th-century synagogues. Just a short walk away — a large mosque and Muslim cultural center. And above all, of course — the ancient Christian churches and monasteries that are the oldest and most significant in the East Slavic world. I still can’t get over the fact that Ukraine’s chief Muslim mufti (an ethnic Tatar from Donetsk) stepped down to serve as a frontline paramedic in the army. That our chief rabbi works tirelessly every day to help Ukraine across the globe — and that his adopted son died fighting for Ukraine, weapon in hand. For many years now, a giant glowing menorah has stood each Hanukkah in the heart of Kyiv’s main square. And on Independence Day, every religious denomination gathers in Saint Sophia Cathedral to offer prayers for Ukraine, each in their own rite. Just as they all come together for remembrance at Babyn Yar and the Holodomor monument. The more you look at the world, the more often you realize how much healthier Ukrainian society has become when it comes to coexistence between nationalities and faiths. We weren’t always like this. We are becoming this now — as the country is being radically transformed by revolution and by the defense against imperial Russia. We are shedding the weight of so many remnants of the past — really fast. Just recently in May, Ukraine held its WWII commemorations — with poppies and the slogan “Never again!” What a stark contrast to the satanic frenzy of Russia’s “Victory Day,” with its death cult, its “We can do it again!” bravado, and its glorification of dying for the Tsar. Against the backdrop of war, Ukraine is living through a real national and cultural renaissance. We are rediscovering the Ukrainian language, Ukrainian books, music, cinema — as something precious. And for how many decades were we taught to look down on everything Ukrainian — as “third-rate,” “peasant,” “inferior”?... I walk the streets of Kyiv on Christmas (December 25th, not January 7th as demanded by Moscow priests) and see bands of children in traditional embroidered clothes carrying colorful Bethlehem stars and singing carols. “Ukrainian Christmas” is returning to these lands as a vibrant cultural tradition. On Easter, crowds gather near Saint Sophia Cathedral for picnics and spring dances. In the old city above Podil, I often hear youth pounding out Cossack songs on drums. I always see many people at our nation’s sacred places — the Kyiv Pechersk Lavra, the cathedrals of Lviv, the Motherland Monument, the old castles. We haven’t suddenly become devout believers. We’ve simply come to take pride, like never before, in being Ukrainian — in treasuring our traditions, our culture, our history, and our way of life, in our own country. New traditions keep being born in wartime, against all odds. Today, we honor war veterans by inviting them to make the symbolic first kick at football matches — and then we give them a standing ovation from the stands, for their service. I could go on like this for hours. What I’m trying to say is — I love what Ukraine is becoming. This hope — breaking through unspeakable pain and hardship — feels like a light piercing the tunnel. Ukraine now, and Ukraine 12 years ago, are two completely different countries. The road ahead is brutally hard, but if only — if only our Ukraine can survive this war for its very existence.

@zillinator @adp_aaa @EScrimshaw You can express them in the comfort of your own home. In Rome, do as the Romans do

@adp_aaa @EScrimshaw “I don’t allow people to express their sincerely held faith, I’m a libertarian”

I would love to know by what definition the Bloc, a party committed to Bill 21 and Quebec’s increasingly insane language laws, qualify on the Libertarian side of that axis, but sure Also, you know, the Liberals aren’t nearly that right wing but whatever

@Jean__Emard Si la péréquation albertaine est si bonne pour l'espérance de vie, pourquoi ne pas la fournir à toute l'Amérique? ;)

J'ai lu quelqu'un écrire que cette espérance de vie supérieure, on y serait pour rien, ce serait dû à la péréquation venant de l'Alberta. 😂

@Enjoy_W_Decline @eggoslug Have you heard their English though?

@eggoslug French people speak more English than Québecois

I just find it really funny that KFC is still KFC in France but PFK in Quebec

@Sufimindtricks2 @eggoslug Ferme ta yeule

@eggoslug Quebec is fucking ridiculous and are language nazis when it comes to that. OLFQ is a Mafia. Bastards drove Taco Bell out of this province. Hell even the road signs are all in French - fuck you to the tourists.

@begin_patrick @RealAlbanianPat Vous êtes surtout une méchante gang de bs

@RealAlbanianPat Yes! That's my home region! I live in Saint George de Beauce, and we are living very close to the USA border. This closeness with our southern neighbor means we share more "American ideas" than the other regions inside Québec. Yes, we hate taxes and big government!

It's funny there's an area in Quebec that's as Conservative as rural Alberta

Québec: #1 in North America for life expectancy Feels a lot like a blue zone. Joie de vivre. Strong community. Slower meals. Deep connections.

@alexandreforget @Anthony__Koch Fuck ton esti de religion de dégénérés

@Anthony__Koch In Qc we rejected religion and filled the void with the french identity and the government. We still have an identity, but we fool ourselves about what it can do.

Quebec is the most conservative province in the country properly understood. Too few people understand this because they think exclusively in economic terms.

Yeah it's very conservative, it wants to conserve their nation and identity. Not the American notion of conservatism which is killing off blue collar work and exporting the jobs abroad kind of conservatism or meat riding a certain specific industry and attaching their identity to that industry

@BuffaloCompact @canadachris404 @Anthony__Koch We aren't fiscally conservative, we aren't religious like conservatives, we are identitaire, both the left and right are

@canadachris404 @Anthony__Koch Quebec isn’t conservative it’s conservative. Lmao.

@BoringBattlecry @Anthony__Koch Religious tend to donate to charities way more than secular people. Québec is the least religious place in North America, so go figured

For those that are skeptical between the 5th point and the 4th point - Quebec has the lowest amount of Charitable donations in Canada per capita. That's because they prefer the government to do everything. That's why almost no quebecers donate to their universities (alma mater).

@BoringBattlecry @lecoeurqubecois @Anthony__Koch The problem isn't more government, it's shitty government

@lecoeurqubecois @Anthony__Koch we keep voting for more government.

@thisbemark @feulaflamme I mean fair enough, at least you've made an effort to learn the language

"They're forcing us to speak French!" - Un Canadien qui ne parle pas français.

@DominicSicard2 @DovesOfFreedom Y en prenne pu

@DovesOfFreedom Des volontaires ?

French Canadians pinned down by Russian artillery under the Irpin bridge. Kyiv march 2022. 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦

>be rock dove, 5000 BC >perch on a sheltered cliff near early human settlements >humans approach with grain >no way out, heart racing >they don't hunt you >they offer food and shelter >be domesticated pigeon, 3000 BC >bred by man for meat, eggs, and sometimes beauty >you live in lofts beside humans >many civilisations discover this >be messenger pigeon, 1350 BC >your homing instinct carries news across deserts and seas >Egyptians, Persians, Greeks, and Romans all depend on your wings >news of war, notable events, and even Olympic results travel faster than any horse or runner >be carrier pigeon, Middle Ages to 1800s >you connect monasteries, armies, merchants, stock exchanges, and kings >you are the fastest communication on Earth >you cover 200 miles a day >there was even a London to Paris pigeon post route >be war pigeon, 1914-1945 >you fly through bullets, shrapnel and poison gas >Cher Ami takes a bullet, loses a leg and an eye, but still delivers the message that saves 194 men >dozens of your kind are awarded medals for heroism >be common pigeon, 1950s >radio and telephone finally make you obsolete >your human keepers release you or let you escape >but you were bred to stay near people >be racing pigeon, 1970s-1980s >peak of pigeon fancying >working-class men in industrial towns and council estates keep lofts on rooftops >every weekend thousands race you across the country >even the Queen has her own loft with around 200 pigeons, she is a keen pigeon fancier >you are a beloved hobby, a passion handed down through generations since the 1800s >be pigeon, 2026 >you do exactly what humans bred you for ten thousand years to do: live among us in their cities >you flock to squares and rooftops >they call you “rats with wings” and “vermin” >spikes on ledges, nets, poison, birth control in the feed >after millennia of loyal service, we despise you for existing