Queen of Meme

@JohnDeVore @apiper13 Does Rand Paul have another neighbor with a grudge? Asking for a few million friends

@PlatinumWatcher If you’re so worried about this kid, why are you no blacking out his name and personal details (like where he goes to school)?

Last week, a MAGA-run school board in NJ voted to end student mental health programs. Sounds crazy- these guys say they just want to restrict age inappropriate books, right? Actually, this is the logical endpoint of the "parents rights" movement. njspotlightnews.org/video/ramapo-i…

@BFlanaganNJ @NJSpotlightNews One apologized

@laurenboebert No Lauren, you’re rancid for your hate filled views. No one cares how many selfies you take 🙄

The misogyny of calling a woman "rancid" for taking a selfie isn't lost on me. The truth is that it pains you to your core that a successful conservative woman is unapologetic in her beliefs and values. Sadly, this is the harassment so many conservative women go through every day for simply existing. If you wanted some beauty tips, Joe, all you had to do was ask.

They waited patiently for more than 50 years to stack the courts and turn America back to our darkest days of radical inequality. In just a little more than a year, the compromised and corrupt conservative SCOTUS trashed decades of progress and precedents. They decided that student loan forgiveness during a national emergency was an “overreach”, but PPP Loan forgiveness was not. They decided that leveling the playing field and providing an equal opportunity at a high-quality education for black people and POC was unfair, but legacy admissions was not. They decided that if you call yourself a conservative Christian you can refuse to provide services for same-sex marriages. They decided that they, not women, have the right to decide on their own reproductive health care. The Supreme Court, having divorced itself from the fundamental basis of our legal system, honoring precedent, is now a ruling political party legislating from the bench. Think they’re going to stop here? Elections matter. #BidenHarris2024 #FreshWords

I will be serving hamberders and covfefe at my #TrumpIndictment party

Think I’m going to make my kids watch Mommy Dearest tomorrow so they appreciate me more #MothersDay #NoWireHangers

@patriottakes Does he even work anymore?

@RepMTG You are so horrible. You support forcing women to give birth and then slam the people who adopt those babies by claiming they’re not mothers because they didn’t give birth. Being a mom is more than giving birth! I love my stepkids as much as my kids. You’re just garbage

Here I question Randy Weingarten: not a doctor, not a mother, and not a teacher. Nothing but a political activist. She destroyed our children's education with her unscientific guidelines to the CDC that forced our kids to stay home.

@MattWalshBlog @jbxnyse

The Dylan Mulvaney endorsement cost Anheuser Busch four billion dollars so far. That’s because we spoke out loudly and made them pay the price. Some conservatives say we should have ignored this issue. Would it have been better if Bud Light paid no price at all? Is that what they’d prefer?

@MichaelCohen212 So nice tens of people showed up for him 😂

A truly overwhelming show of support for Trump as he heads to Palm Beach Airport for flight to NYC for tomorrow’s arraignment.

If you’re a #pharmacist attending #APhA2023 this weekend, now is the time to publicly affirm the safety and effectiveness of #mifepristone and how @Pharmacists are working to protect access of this vital 💊 #TwitterRX d.shpg.org/797630413t

@TheeThomasB @AndyOgles Nothing says Peace & Joy like a family holding their arsenal in front of the tree. Interesting the youngest doesn’t have a gun. Do they maybe think guns aren’t safe for children 🤔🤔🤔

I miss the #fitbitchallengss already. @fitbit @FitbitSupport please bring them back.

@Santos4Congress @PeteButtigieg Will you even have a job soon?

Hey @PeteButtigieg, I’m putting you on notice. If you don’t do your job, I’ll do mine! Listen here for more on my take on the East Palestine, OH environmental disaster. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/ste…

@fitbit @FitbitSupport @Google Why are you removing the challenges?!?! That is the best feature! I have held out on getting an Apple Watch because the challenges make it fun and motivate. How is this improving my fitness experience? #fitbitchallenges #notcoolfitbit

@natedog155 Awesome, your kid spread his germs to others. How proud you must be. How thrilled the other parents of now sick kids must be.

"So proud..."

If everyone in possession of classified documents could please return them, that would be great…#ClassifiedDocuments

@laurenboebert This week was about the fact the GOP is a mess and that a small, loud minority can take the country hostage for their Christmas list of demands. This was never about the American people. Political theater at its worst.

It’s been a long week in DC and the pressure has been intense, but it had to be done. The 118th Congress will be one that does the business of the American people, not the special interests & lobbyists. This week was about making that happen. Let’s get to work!