@OneNerdyOpinion Congratulations on your new arrival, the cat distribution system has blessed you well with a ginge
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Beth Jennings
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Umm… so this just showed up outside my work… I have no idea what to do and everyone I would call about it sleeps like normal people…
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@mikejjennings I love a vinted purchase, i think the dress is very sweet and she will wear it. Show the people the other outfit. That’s the one I’m not going to be dressing her in.
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@NoContextBrits Sandra from Tamworth, and her Turkish waiter romance
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Give Neil a Saint status. A true good Christian! #TheArchers
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@SoVeryBritish Being stuck at every traffic light they come across
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What’s a quite mild but very British punishment you could wish on an enemy?
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@debmarson Safety in numbers nowadays . Making sure their friend returned from a date with someone she didn’t know unharmed
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I don’t get the friends on the next table comment. Is that code for I’m leaving or does she really have friends there? #TheArchers
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I’m hoping you were very thirsty for some of that summer orchard juice you just gulped down Alush 👀 #TheArchers
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Do we know how many times Harry’s attempted to get clean? Is this his first stunt in a detox clinic? #TheArchers
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Bet alistair would like to see more angles of the captain 😏 #TheArchers
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This one’s getting ready for future conferences, sorry we couldn’t be there this year! @academicarchers @mikejjennings #TheArchers #AcademicArchers #DumTeeDum
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@jberthostguen @mikejjennings Thank you granny bertho! 🥰. Will make sure the academic archers blanket stays fully in tact and well looked after!
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@mikejjennings @Queen_Bevans Oh my goodness this is the most amazing news!! Well done you two!! I can’t believe when we met in April Lovely Lauren was there too…. Sending you lots of love xxxxxx
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Sorry Steve but fear not, dear listeners, we are back next week with some exciting news for our Patreons!
Steve@sjb42
Oh no! 😢. I listen to @BBCTheArchers omnibus immediately followed by @OnAmbridge on Sunday / Monday as a double-bill. Just listened to @BBCTheArchers and remembered it’s a week off for @Lucyvfreeman and excellent AonTC team. Where’s my laughter going to come from now? Bereft😭
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@Drwallington @ArchersCAPSLOCK Any football club with a blue strip are knows as the blues. But trust me in the context of Celtic rangers rivalry (it’s incredibly heavy) he supports rangers
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@Queen_Bevans @ArchersCAPSLOCK Yes, but the 'blues' to whom Dennis/Den was referring - judging from his accent - are Birmingham City. #TheArchers
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What the COCK has Jazzer supporting Celtic got to do with anything? They're not in the same ... league? ... as whoever the Blues are, are they?
#TheArchers
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@TheCiderShedPod Too many try this out and think it will all work out. This happened with me and mine, we’re a work in progmess
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Boils my piss that a bad/absent dad thinks he can just rock up and ‘make amends’ after all the hard graft has been done by the mother.
#TheArchers
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