Kellee

@RealJamesWoods He & my mom shared a birthday. She passed in 2006

Every one. Al Pacino is a genius of the craft, and a terrific guy. I met Al when I was 20, doing summer stock at the legendary Provincetown Playhouse-on-the-Wharf. I saw him off-Broadway in The Indian Wants the Bronx with John Cazale. Every young New York actor who saw that performance knew this was the guy to watch. Not only did we emulate him, we all benefited from his advice and support. He was famous for recommending and recognizing struggling actors. Just a true star in every way. Happy Birthday, sir.

“Chuck, I need to talk to you. Y’all got a white guy trying to guard me, that’s disrespectful. There’s not a white guy on the planet that can guard me.” - Larry Bird to Charles Barkley during an actual NBA game

The official musical duo of “I’m at my grandparents’ house and they’re really into this. And now I think maybe I’m also into it a little bit too.”

I was just wondering why there was no pussy left for the rest of us

After a hard day at the office there’s nothing like pouring a nice whisky in your Grimace glass and reflecting upon where your life went wrong.

The strongest natural predator of the elderly is now learning to hunt on its own

I went to this store where you can go to a second floor and then go out a door into the same parking lot at the same level as the door you initially took into the store. But you never go back down to the first level? Been thinking about this all day.

@Bob_Herzog facebook.com/share/p/1Dwepr…

Happy April Fools’ Day (Orthodox)

@Bob_Herzog @jendalton12 thank you guys for the Hamilton shout out this morning!!! Hubby & I grew up there & we’re so happy to see the growth there. Also we love Pinball Garage. The owner is a friend of ours!!

Prog supergroup @originalasia released their self-titled debut album in the US on this day in 1982 (the UK would have to wait another two weeks). This is the story... loudersound.com/music/albums/a…

Super Sky Point to Death, which has been Chuck Norris’d. You have to respect any man so proficient at kicking motherfuckers in the face he required special jeans. St. Peter, I hope you know how to duck. #RIP

@Bob_Herzog I got it!!!!

@glennbeck Love it!!!!!!!!

I said I wouldn’t get a NEW car

@DrewStubbmuffin 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Let me be clear: anyone who sends their kids out trick or treating as Lamont and Fred is a great American.

Willie Stargell gave his Hall of Fame induction speech while looking like every exasperated movie police captain who’s sick and tired of dealing with loose cannon cops.

Let's unite in a universal hate of road cyclists.

@jendalton12 at the sphere the best spot to be in is the second level visually.