Martin Robins

@larryandpaul Sensible policies for a better Britain!

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What a fantastic evening watching the fabulous Sooz Kempner singing Kate Bush. So richly talented and very, very funny. What a voice! Thank you @SoozUK for bringing joy into our lives.

@SoozUK @thervt I’ve taken a half day holiday to come to see it! It’d better be good 😂

@ThePoke The fanboy made three simple grammatical errors in one short sentence. What a surprise!

A Tommy Robinson fanboy got A.I. to generate a statue of him and it’s so funny, we’d crowdfund it ourselves. thepoke.com/2024/03/11/a-i…

@alan341 @JoeMarler @dannycare @MarcuSmith10 Tell me you don’t watch much rugby without telling me you don’t watch much rugby.

@JoeMarler @dannycare @MarcuSmith10 Why a drop goal attempt by Marcus Smith when a penalty had been given and still live. Glory hunter 🤔

Zero points in 92 tests. It’s bollocks from you @dannycare and @MarcuSmith10 - I was walking it in……… if I managed to catch it 😬

@Harlequins @dannycare What a lovely video by a lovely man, for a lovely man. 👏👏👏

The story of a legend, @dannycare ❤️ #COYQ

@PrearrangeS @EnglandRugby Right. So no one is allowed to celebrate anything until they win silverware. Got it. It’s going to a long and cheer-free Premiership campaign though…

@EnglandRugby This gloating is entirely inappropriate. Ask yourselves "why does everyone despise us" You have won precisely nothing.

Good morning England fans 🤩

@Harlequins The game was won when the five Quins came on! 😎

How good 🤩 #COYQ

@ThePRChap @stephenjones9 @TimesSport Surprisingly, no, I don’t think we’ll hear any plaudits from this source! Maybe after he starts against France and we whoop them…?

@stephenjones9 @TimesSport Thoughts on Marcus Smith’s match winning performance from the bench, Stephen?

Rugby -suddenly - became the greatest thing on earth. See @TimesSport for our coverage from Twickenham and Rome. And at long last, England gave it a resounding physical crunch.

@RugbyInsideLine Stephen Jones doesn’t pick Marcus - shock /s. But does pick Billy V. And Barnes has Earl at centre?! What is going on?

@EnglandRugby @SixNationsU20 Only all of them!

In the zone 🎶 Some big tunes make it into Alex Wills’ top five pre-match songs. Would you make any changes? 🎧 @SixNationsU20

@SaintsRugby @RugbyInsideLine @Courtney_Lawes English rugby!

@SaintsRugby @RugbyInsideLine @Courtney_Lawes As a die hard Quins fan I have to say: Courtney Lawes is a brilliant, brilliant player. Always gives his all, loyal to a tee, and boy could he tackle! Rugby will be worse off without him. Top man.

Arrived as a kid, leaves as the GOAT 🐐 @Courtney_Lawes’ contribution to our Club is immeasurable 🫶

@stephenjameslit @SimplyRedHQ @campbellclaret Glad someone else spotted that. Unless they imply 7 downgrades across different rating agencies (which is a stretch). But yes, still not good!

@SiBolton @premrugby @gloucesterrugby @LeicesterTigers Indeed. Not in the spirit of the competition for Prem sides to pick their strongest available players.

@premrugby @gloucesterrugby @LeicesterTigers It’s great too see the up and coming younger players

#PremRugbyCup final is locked in 🔒 🍒 @GloucesterRugby v @LeicesterTigers 🗓 Friday, March 15 - 7:45pm 🏟 Kingsholm

@Overhead72 @OVencovsky @Y2JMcintyreFan @cooltechtipz So you are advocating deliberately wearing out the throw out bearings. Why would you do that?

Learn how to drive a manual transmission car!

@GolfDegen @Overhead72 @cooltechtipz You’d get used to it in two minutes. I switch to the other side in Europe - it really isn’t that hard.

@Overhead72 @cooltechtipz I’ve driven a manual transmission most of my life but cannot fathom shifting gears with my left hand like someone in the UK would have to do.

@Rawdogg15 Lucky for Marcus Smith that he hasn’t been in the first two games, maybe, as his detractors would quickly blame him! Stephen Jones I’m looking at you.

What a truly terrible match 😩 I’m glad England won but that was whatever the opposite of inspiring is. I think we just saw the two worst teams in the competition, in terms of style, knocking heads there. Can’t wait to watch Harlequins again 😕

@MaggieAlphonsi Agree with all that. Thought Itoje had his best game for a while too. He was excellent. And this from a Quins supporter!

Great game. Gutsy performance from England. Hard-fought win. To come back from being 2 players down & then conceding a penalty try in the first 17 min was top effort. Freddie Steward was solid at the back & Ben Earl was everywhere! Hats off to Reffell tho. Never stopped. #ENGvWAL