The Quip Infiltrator

@NickBracewell02 Yes, I cum hard

Yesterday I was smashing lines and pills…… Ive just topped up the bird feeder in my front garden

@NickBracewell02 I’m more surprised that Norwich has a castle

@NickBracewell02 What’s happened

When I was a kid, working in bars, I made £3.50 an hour. Pints were 65p. I could work for an hour to afford five drinks. These days, the kids are earning what, a tenner an hour? How much is a drink in a pub now? No wonder they stay at home.

You come along way from selling books Jeff lad @amazon @JeffBezos

@NickBracewell02 Beautiful scenes

Back in the early 2000’s life was 10 pints, 20 Marlborough lights and one of these and there was no need for @Cobratate

@knott_phil Looks incredible

@QuipInfiltrator 😂😂 the egg made it

Half pound homemade steak burger, crispy smoked streaky bacon. Onion rings, fried duck egg with chilli flakes. Beef dripping chips with fresh thyme and burger relish 👌

The best egg for Easter is a Scotch egg

@luuucy813 Fajita night

you’re fit, let’s f—

@anon_opin Bossmans is above all of these

The hierarchy of supermarkets in the UK is as follows - M&S Food Waitrose Tesco Sainsbury's Morrisons Aldi/Lidl Co-Op Asda Iceland

@NickBracewell02 🤣🤣🤣

@scott_mills they never recover. Ever. Trust me

@NickBracewell02 Top 3 is?

@NickBracewell02 Who’s number one? I think I know

@Sky_SNL is funny but doesn’t Trump 🤦‍♂️ @MockTheWeek @TLC Crack on @daraobriain

Cough Cough @NickBracewell02

Time for the Ben White show