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whoa! this is SO COOL! RT this! Send to ur friend! youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7…

Is the Harlem Shake some kind of new menu item at Sonic or what? ZAMMO

Why did the clown go to the doctor? KIM KARDASHIAN!!!!!!!!

I'd say I don't like Taylor Swift's music but I don't want a song written about me! ZINGO

Don't you hate it when your MOM tries talking to you when you're wearing headphones??? God, it sucks being 12 years old, am I right? ZINGO!!

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Man, I hope Kevin Bacon NEVER dies, am I right? ZINGO!!

Have you heard the one about the chef in space? He died 10 years ago. His name was Johnny Cash

What did the guy paper say to the girl paper, when he picked her up for a date? Ten years ago we had Steve J

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Johnny Cash. Now we have no jobs, no hope, and n

@FillWerrell I get it! It's like that episode of that cartoon haha I get it! I get it! You're a funny dude! ZINGO

@FillWerrell I love when this happens!!!! ZINGO!!!!!!

That awkward moment when your bro actually tells a cool story. You see "Cool Story Bro" is a popular internet m

@KattWillFerrell ZINGO!!!!!!

Let hope Kevin Bacon.... ...... Is okay.

#ICanHonestlySay 10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Johnny Cash. Now we have no jobs, no hope, and no cash. I hope kevin BACON is

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Johnny Cash. Now we have no jobs, no hope, and no cash. Let's hope Kevin BACON is alright! ZIN