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If Kier Starmer cared about the country, he would have resigned yesterday. If Kier Starmer cared about his party he would have resigned today. If Kier Starmer cared about himself he would have resigned 3 weeks ago. So what does Kier Starmer care about?

@ThrillaRilla369 I dont know if i should report you to social services or give you a medal in parenting these days.

I told my 10 year old I’d buy her a brand new PS5 after she beats this game If you know you know 🤷‍♂️

@barton76327 @FrugalDelusions @BasilTheGreat @chriscork89 I think Friday showed that a great deal of them have changed their minds

@FrugalDelusions @BasilTheGreat @chriscork89 The British people voted for a 5 year term in government

🚨NEWS: Keir Starmer has been told he MUST agree to resign at his 10am cabinet meeting today or face an open revolt from the Parliamentary Labour Party It's over He's finished

@BigBoris_2 i dont know about slur but i thought was more like a screensaver

We need a slur for this type of game.

@ghostofgoose5 @benonwine You will only need a small empty crisp packet, theres never anything on his desk

@benonwine Can't he fuck off now? I'll go over with some bin bags & help him clear his desk.

RUMOURS: That Keir Starmer has been told to go by Government Ministers TOMORROW!

@eternalclassic_ Green Wing was fun wasnt it

reference so niche it hits 4 people

@RachelD1892 if he had spent his time delivering his mandate, i wouldnt be as annoyed with him. not happy, but not annoyed. what he is trying to deliver instead is what boils my piss. he needs to go , he needs to go really fucking quickly

Starmer has responded to the crushing local election defeat. He says he knows what the nation now wants Do you want him to: A) Resign and call an election? B) Go further and faster to deliver his 'mandate'?

@Keir_Starmer I sincerely hope all labour mps finally realise that this man is a dangerous liability and toss him to the kerb. I dont know how someone can walk through life with this deeply disturbing lack of self awareness

It’s important that we reflect and respond to these results - we haven’t done enough to offer people hope for the future. In the coming days I’ll be setting out the path ahead.

@Keir_Starmer How utterly delusional do you have to be to interpret these results like this? People dont want the their lives to change in the way you are changing them you complete melt, these results mean "stop and f*** off please". this man is a seriously dangerous threat to this country

These are tough results for Labour. There’s no sugarcoating it. We’ve lost brilliant Labour representatives who’ve stood up for their communities. People are still frustrated. Their lives aren’t changing fast enough. We haven’t offered enough hope or optimism for the future. I was elected to change this country - tough days like this don’t weaken my determination to do that. They strengthen it.

@KeithRowley66 @birdofgarr @JamesHu27192912 Ok, I will peek through your door. If someone leaves Christianity it would be fair to assume they no longer hold to the scriptures, so a divine punishment no longer holds. As the rest of Christians believe it is divine, they will not enact the punishment themselves, unlike islam

@birdofgarr @JamesHu27192912 A very dear Italian friend once said to me, "Keith, you are knocking on an open door!" I offer you the same observation sir.

@holdyourhurt You do realise old people also have future too. They still live here and have high stakes in their politicians. They're not just stopping off to vote on their way to crawl into their own caskets.

the fucking old people get to decide on OUR future… it’s so annoying

@SandyofSuffolk I guess there will be no need to go out and vote for reform then. They have a large majority already in the polls right?

Nigel Farage and Robert Jenrick didn't vote yesterday for one reason. It would have been pointless with Labour's huge majority. They were out and about doing a more useful job - drumming up more support for Reform. Hope that helps with all of you who lack critical thinking skills.

@MichaelButtonX Who ever said civilisation was a ladder to be climbed? That assumes there is a peak or top. Civilisation is an ongoing ever changing experiment that constantly argues what is most suitable at the time. Its doesnt have an end point or set perfect goal

What if 'civilisation' isn't a ladder we climbed once, but a pattern we've repeated? Rising, collapsing, rebuilding, forgetting. The evidence is ambiguous enough that we can't rule it out.

@ABridgen nah, i tried once. i just dont have the ability to generate enough phlegm to pronounce half the town names. or even just half of that one town name

Plaid Cymru says ‘everyone can be Welsh’ Really? I'm not sure this is true... What do you think ?

@AntiLeftMemes If i can only save one person from the room i am in thats engulfed in flames, then i am saving me

Who?

@Nigel_Farage This whole thing shouldnt have needed a vote, he should have just gone voluntarily if he has nothing to hide. but since it did go to a vote, from what i am seeing, you didnt bother to turn up? Soo...

The vote in Parliament tonight was great theatre, but the three-line whip meant it would never be close. I want Starmer out, which is why I spent the day campaigning for it. If Reform crush Labour next week, he will be gone.

@ZeldaUniverse Link is a stoic character, he does speak, but he only does so when he needs to. You can create great characters with character acting rather than dialogue. Not every convention needs to be broken, so i agree with you, it is an unpopular opinion

This is definitely an unpopular opinion, but Link should be allowed to talk as much as any other character in the upcoming live-action Legend of Zelda movie. It's time to break some conventions in The Legend of Zelda franchise.

@IndieGameJoe I am not good at souls like games. And i think i might especially bad at game where a souls like game is the bad guy. i will not win this.

This indie dev is making a game where your Steam backlog comes to life… & tries to kill you. - Fight the games you never played - The more you paid, the stronger they are - You’re literally battling your backlog It’s called Game Quest: The Backlog Battler. Would you play this?

French police swiftly unglued climate activists from the road. Do you think their actions were excessive?

@HoodedClaw1974 Reform are no longer the least worst option. They have become the newest, exactly the same option as tory or labour except with increased council tax we have no one right now

As Restore Britain supporters, what are your plans a week on Thursday in terms of voting in the local elections?? First off, it isnt going to change the trajectory of the country, is it? Its 2029 or bust, in terms stopping the boats ,and mass deportations etc. I would vote for an individual candidate whatever the party if i knew them to be a sound patriot with local as well as national values, but i havent got one( and no indpendents). Do you intend to go vote Reform as the least worst option? Or do we go en masse and spoil a record number of ballot papers by writing Restore Britain on them, and make a statement of intent? I am genuinely interested.🤔