@quizmonster.bsky.social

The predators in the Mr. Microphone commercial already have THREE women in their car, and are telling a fourth to wait on the sidewalk until they're finished with them. Law enforcement pls contact me for more analysis.

@TriumphICDHQ Daaaa Papal bullsss.

DAAAA POPE

@pratte3060 @grahamallen When do I get my money?

@grahamallen I completely agree that these people are paid.

These people are paid. These people are paid. These people are paid. These people are PAID.

@grahamallen So when do I get my money?

@5DAwake @travelhund45 @LangmanVince THIS is Mr. Whipple. (Don't they teach history anymore?) youtube.com/watch?v=DUGroV…

Do you know who this guy is?

@6ndqrps7ps @SparktanaD @BobDigi69 For some of us, an upgrade isn't really possible.

@SparktanaD @BobDigi69 Because he’s a pedophile with nothing up his sleeve but fat jokes and low blows. You can’t just make DC like Marvel, and him directing the movie just waters it down even more. This movie will be a major downgrade for the Superman franchise.

Its no wonder WB thought it sucked

What’s the first thing you think of when you see this?

@SteveRustad1 When?

@AmazingPopPod Suggested title- I AM LEGEND II: HI, LEGEND, I'M GARY

I Am Legend 2 starring Will Smith is said to be in the works. Will you watch it? Thoughts?

@aracelly_gomez2 @RetroNewsNow Per Wikipedia: "The incident was planned by Kaufman, who concocted it with his sidekick Bob Zmuda... The only individuals aware of the plan were producer/director Moffitt, producer/announcer Burns, and the three comedians acting in the sketch along with Kaufman"

📺On February 20, 1981, special guest Andy Kaufman infamously ‘disrupted’ a sketch on the ABC series, ‘Fridays’

@it_everytime @RetroNewsNow Early career, funny. Late career, you watched because you couldn't look away.

@alexmitarpx youtube.com/watch?v=pz8oHH…

Voice Actors, drop your demo reels below if you have a home studio setup.

@ThatWeekInSNL From Muppet Wiki, a Where's-Waldo-style hunt for the true fans.

I go back and forth on ironically and unironically liking the Muppets on SNL but this I know for sure: I think King Ploobis is awesome. Super cool Muppet design.

@CoolCatlovesyou ...are you a Sith Lord, Cool Cat?

Watch out, Obi-Wan! I see through the fog of the Jedi. I do not fear the dark side as you do.

@buitengebieden What utopia is this where the entire elementary school didn't have ONE stupid, impulsive kid who thinks it's funny to ruin it ahead of schedule by smacking a box in the middle?!

Can’t stop watching.. 😅

@NormSNLJokes I dunno where these morons got the idea that SNL fi- never mind. youtube.com/watch?v=ofXxin…

This post is going to be a special educational entry I like to call "You think you know Norm history, but you actually don't." Because I want to clear up one of the stories about Norm that has been repeated for YEARS: That he was fired from SNL for doing too many O.J. jokes. The truth is, he wasn't fired from SNL over that. He was only fired from (or he quit, depending on who you ask) Weekend Update. But the network was perfectly fine with Norm staying on SNL afterwards. In fact, they kinda preferred it. They wanted him to stick around and do sketches. And this is why today's post is kind of special. Because I'm going to talk about Norm's first live episode after he was fired from Weekend Update. The Sarah Michelle Gellar episode from January of 1998. Where Norm was in full "I don't give a fuck anymore" mode, and it showed. So here's a little writeup of Norm's first live appearance after he was fired from Weekend Update, but he was still technically a castmember. He only lasted a couple of episodes in this role, before he left (or was fired) for good. But man, he sure went out with a bang. 1/x

@Sr_Ligeiro2 Probably woulda been funny in the 90s, but "ha ha, it wasn't a metaphor" has now been done to death.

This joke sucks

@SecondGizmo @Shelbrina3 @Criminalsimpson

@Shelbrina3 @Criminalsimpson Are you sure you're not confusing it with Labyrinth?

You want to pick on immigrants?! Then pick on Willie!

@cerealouslynet When the box designer is paid by the word.

WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME ABOUT THIS

@sonicman1020 @drfrink5 APOLOGIZE TO THAT THANG

@drfrink5 Hawk Tuah was never funny, no offense 💀

People out there still making hawk tuah jokes

@for_wreck @TheStingisBack Same actor in the fake-old gangster movie in "Home Alone".

@TheStingisBack It’s a 7 second clip, but it’s one of my favorite lines in the movie. youtu.be/b8xbT_4Q4qg?si…

The Blues Brothers (1980) - MEGA THREAD The adventures of 'Joliet' Jake and Elwood Blues are legendary, on and off screen. So, put your sunglasses on and let's celebrate this 80s comedy classic with 16 of my favourite moments. Ray Charles wants you to Shake a Tailfeather. 1/16