QuokkaLight

While the stock market continues to crash, our Team just keeps going up 🔥

You don't understand a single word during the conferences ? You feel like shit cause you don't pwn that (insert company name) challenge ? Here is your new challenge, come find us in the audience. Amazing rewards garanteed. #LEHACK

Our boys @mpgn_x64 and @elc0rr3Km1n0s are sick and tired to find XSS (and are already rich enough), so please don't make them waste their precious time and stop sending invitations to your bounty programs. @YogoshaOfficial @bountyfactoryio @hackinparis

Vous aimeriez avoir la chance d’apercevoir vos QuokkaChampions lors de @_leHACK_ ? Vous cherchez un peu de concurrence pour le wargame ? SPONSORISEZ NOUS ! En nous payant un ticket d'entrée vous soutenez une entreprise locale qui paie ses impôts en France ! @dgfip_officiel

Notre champion @stan1slas a été contacté pour faire parti de l'équipe de @ANSSI_FR pour #ECSC2019 nous allons donc faire la même réponse qu'à @FFF qui était également intéressé, nos champions ne partiront pas jouer pour une autre équipe sans une compensation financière. Merci.

@rootme_org Already pwned it but was drunk as fuck... can't remember that damn long flag... #storyofmylife

We received a lot of desperate messages regarding our last announcement, and because our only concern is YOUR happiness, we decided to rebuild the team. To celebrate we will make a 100$ donation to the organization you'll choose in the comments. (Sorry we didn't win 2K5...)

Now #SogetiCyberEscape is over we can tell you the truth : @sogeti_fr and @BeMyAppFR asked us to participate without computers to let other teams stand a chance against us. We tried our best to finish last but didn't succeed. Sorry guys...

We are known to be the nicest team with our fans (by far) and we will prove it again. As soon as we reach 100 followers we will pick one of you and send him / her a lovely 0day exploit. #TrueLove #GetWhatYouGive

Following the accusations of drug consumption that we have been the victim lately, we would like to make things clear. As professional competitors we take care of our health, so that's why we only consume fresh fruits and vegetables. #Amsterdam #Benalla

@ShrewkRoot @SEGA

Have you always dreamed of having a CTF team ? With to opportunity to recruit any members from other teams ? Now thanks to @SEGA it's possible ! After #FootballManager, here is #QuokkaLightManager ! Available soon on #gameboycolor

We are very sorry to announce that the contest to win an internship is canceled... @Minist_Travail told us it was illegal to organize a such contest. As a result we are sued by justice... So please consider donate a bunch of $ to help us pay for an advocate :( #darknet #bitcoin

This amazing opportunity should put your resume on a whole new level, we guarantee. #chomage @Minist_Travail

Unique opportunity : Become a @QuokkaLight member for a day ! To apply to this one day internship you only need to like or repost this tweet. We will randomly pick one of our fans that will be able to see the backstage of one the most iconic #CTF team in the world. @pole_emploi

We would like to thank @NSAGov that let us put (another) secret backdoor in their new tool #Ghidra That way all the flags every teams using the tool will find will be directly sent back to us. #OpenSource #Teamwork

@BeMyAppFR Too late... #BallondOr

@QuokkaLight Obviously seats for the finals are not for sale, not even for #Mbappé 🤖 If you can't attend, let us know asap! 😉

TO SELL : 5 tickets for the final of #SogetiCyberEscape #CTF First come first served Make your offers #WorldCup #OnceInALifetime #Mbappé

We've been negotiating in secret for a while but this tweet (cc @BeMyAppFR) forced us to reveal things faster than planned. QuokkaLight is very proud to introduce @KMbappe as its new member. He will help us to flag twice faster. #PSG #Mercato #IciCestQuokka #Kiki775

@sblz_ On a déjà pas mal de personnes sur le coup donc ça risque de se négocier à quelques k euros mais go mp si intéressé.

@QuokkaLight Y'a toujours moyen ? MP ?