That's 70 Show

DUMBASS! - Red

Well, where zen ends, asskicking begins. Hyde

I don't want to get it in to a religious argument, but my god can kick your God's ass. Fez

Eric, God and I had a hearth to hearth while I watched my destroyer go down in the South Pacific...we are real good. You are not!

I'm like ketchup, I go great with anything. Kelso

Fez about women: "Fez likes them big, Fez likes them small, Fez likes them all."

Red:Nothing in this house is cheap.- Eric:Laurie's cheap.- Laurie:I'm not cheap! - Eric:Free, whatever.

@TheQuoteToday Hi, can u RT some quote of mine to help promotion my twitter? I'm really thankfull.

@mister_quotes Hey, can u help me and give me some RT? Just for your followers that like 70's show! Thanks mister!

Fez: I am so excited about Star Whores. Hyde: Fezzy, man... Star Wars. Fez: Screw that.

I'm good looking and he's jealous. I'm telling you Jackie, this body is a curse. Kelso

Cake is good, but you can not have sex with cake. Fez

@aplusk Hey Ashton, can u RT some quote from my twitter to alert the fans of 70' Show? Thanks!

@dannymasterson Hey Danny can u give some RT on some of my quotes from the 70's Show, just for alert the fans. Miss you and the others!

@WillyVille Hey Will, can u help me and give me a RT on some quote from the best show ever? Just for alert the fans! Thank you

What kind of country is this if you can't make even one threatening phone call to the President? Kelso

It's ok Eric, maybe sex isn't your thing. Fez

Ok, guys. I don't have any beer. I hate alcohol, and I won't have it in my house. So, we're gonna have to drink sake instead. Leo

Without rules, we all might as well be up in a tree flinging our crap at each other. Red Forman