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AI-powered cow collars use a “cowgorithm” to let farmers guide entire herds remotely—turning livestock management into a tap-on-your-phone process 🤯

Exactly 12 hours after our "warning," President Trump has INTERVENED: Yesterday, at 7:35 PM ET, we posted that "oil prices are no longer the biggest threat to markets." We said it has become increasingly clear that "bond markets will dictate just how long President Trump can continue increase pressure in the Iran War." At 4:30 AM ET today, we noted that bond market is now more "broken" than the energy market situation. Then, as the 10Y Note Yield hit 4.45% last night, President Trump likely had the same conversation as he did on April 9th, 2025, when he paused tariffs for 90-days. 3 hours later, President Trump postponed all strikes on Iranian power plants for 5 days and said the US and Iran have had "productive" talks to end the war. And, the intervention becomes even more clear. 30 minutes later, Iran denied President Trump's claims and said Trump is trying to "buy time" by calming markets. The 10Y Yield briefly collapsed before rebounding back to 4.38% now, a clear attempt by the US to contain the brewing bond market crisis. The US simply cannot afford the 10Y Yield at 4.50%+. Keep watching the bond market.

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Farmer pays $5–$8 per cow per month. A New Zealand company puts a solar-powered smart collar on cows. It tracks location 24/7, health, temperature, chewing activity, breeding. Farmer just opens a simple app and draws a line on the map. That line becomes the fence. As cows approach the boundary, the collar beeps and vibrates. With one tap, the whole herd moves to fresh grass or the milking shed. No physical fences. Less labor. Huge cost savings for farmer. Already on 700k cows across New Zealand, Australia, and the US. and now in talks to raise at a $2B valuation led by Peter Thiel.

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