Raccoon Girlfriend (is not calling it X)

The opposite of Harrison Ford is Shavendaughter Chevrolet

Alternatively, is there a way the funds can be returned to the original payment method? I recognize this might not be possible as the original payment was likely over a year ago, so I would love to be able to use those funds towards the AppleCare One plan if nonrefundable

@AppleSupport I switched my AppleCare+ plan to an AppleCare One plan today and was reimbursed with gift cards rather than a refund. I don't have a use for the gift cards aside from paying for my AppleCare plan - is there a way I can use them towards that?

Someone: why do you never wear makeup? What I say: oh, it's just uncomfortable for my skin What I mean: I'm blind as a bat and literally cannot put on eyeliner because I cannot SEE

Had a small moment of panic thinking I forgot to buy my @YALLFest keynote/smackdown tickets and everything was sold out Turns out I just deleted the emails. We good

The link, in case anyone is interested or wants to translate it: youtu.be/eBvSWc75CHU?si…

I need to know if @Saberspark has heard of The Return of Buratino (Vozvrashchenie Buratino) This might be an interesting one to cover. I can't even find a viewable copy with English subtitles besides the auto translated upload on YouTube

Written by Lin Manuel Miranda? Well, I'm just about Lin Manuel Mirandone

Haven't used @JBLaudio speakers since college. I missed sound this good

Love that my @FedEx package is delayed for "incorrect street number." It's definitely correct. I checked. Just go a have them hold it at Walgreens for pickup, I guess

Me on @SweetwaterSound's website looking at gear far out of my price range:

Lesbians Singing Angry Songs About Their Terrible Girlfriends is one of my top 5 genres of music

So apparently I janked up my ankle at Furnace Fest worse than I thought, and now I have to go to the orthopedist. If I end up in a cast, I'm gonna need to find a way to get @relientK to sign it

My boyfriend went to @lushcosmetics for me while I was at work to pick up my Weekly Bath Bomb Allotment and they gave him a free bubble bar when they found out he was shopping for me

You're at a nail salon getting acrylics. I'm repairing a hole I accidentally dug in my nail bed with super glue and an emery board. We are not the same

@Eric_Joyzee Babe please 😭

Help my boyfriend won't stop sending me pictures of the Markiplier Titty mouse pad

Stop 👏 giving 👏 robots 👏 realistic 👏 human 👏 faces 👏

@R4ccoonGF :(

Continuing Thiessen's legacy of breaking his foot in a Less Than Jake circle pit, I manage to sprain my ankle in @relientK's. Full circle

So far I know he does not like squash/gourds (he'll eat zucchini and summer squash but they're not his favorite) , paneer, or roasted chickpeas. He's not the biggest fan of mushrooms, but he will eat them. His favorite foods are pastina and mashed potatoes

My boyfriend is a picky eater but LOVES my cooking, so I've been able to convince him to try things he wouldn't normally. Does he always like them? No. Does he always try them? Yes, and I am very proud of him because I know it's hard