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Why my dog look like Deschamps today?

Today I Am feeling French.... today I am feeling croissant.... today I am feeling chocolaté, today, I feel we win by 1.5 goals

@LennartKirkEra 1) take some adderall/coke/meth 2) take some edible marijuana 3) load up whatever you like to indulge 4) enjoy gooning for the next 4-8 hours Obviously have never done this myself

Gooning tips anyone?

@RoyalKimmich Bro doesn't realize that Argentina wants his whole continent gone😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Africa location not shocked

@Voidses123 If he can get his strength up🔥🔥 he will become untouchable

Andoni Iraola must ensure florian Wirtz takes gym very seriously this season pls...I'm tired of watching him get bullied on the ball like a minor 😑

@twin_abena Thankfully it won't happen🙏

Kounde to Bayern?? I hate it 💔

@nolimit_luke_ Kimchi and some sort of hot sauce.... or else it's just not thinking about what your eating😅

Please tell me how to make these taste less horrendous

@fiago7 Make Germany great again! I love it Fiago! We love you very much and want to see Germany be great again!

Will Klopp save Germany? 🇩🇪🏆

@eatmeneveryday I need to go t Poland

📍zakopane, poland

@Kompaniola69178 @Ivleyy We just lost our great friend Lindsay and antisemitism has roses 80000% since

@Ivleyy Aren’t you antisemitic?

This was targeted at a minor, btw. Transphobes showing their true colors.

@MusialaEra In what positions do you want reinforcements in? Additionally, any specific players?

I‘m very happy with our summer so far but I‘d like some squad depth. I hope our window doesn‘t end here

@DEVIFCB_ PSG finally got their Stanisic🤣🤣🤣🤣

tears PSG has signed the most beatable fullback😭 thank god he is a back-up for Nuno, if he was a starter every winger would have eaten him like Shawarma

@_9th_Life_ Beginning of the year I had to have family pin me.... now we are self injecting a few too many things everyday🤣🤣🤣

2016: "is creatine going to make my liver fail?" 2026: "this research chemical has a couple promising studies in a rat studies, seems pretty cool, I think I'll inject it"

@gregogallagher Congrats Greg! I had a feeling this would get launched given the content.. but genuine congratulations

But glp-1’s are really expensive 180/month for microdose. greg30 for 30 off first month. Yes, it’s expensive. But not 500+ And you end up saving money, getting leaner and freeing up mental bandwidth. So for most it puts up being a positive ROI financially. Some people like to stay on. Some do for 3 months then maintain without and use in back pocket.

@leystinks @ShadowShark11 @Plettigoal Yesssir good point - I honestly didn't see the frimpong/Grimaldo stuff but imma look it up

@ShadowShark11 @RAWMAGAMILK @Plettigoal I'm not sure you know this but like Romano is not Jesus he gets paid to do PR. Famously e.g the 12 Frimpong/Grimaldo + Leverkusen unbeaten streak tweets per day in 2024 Always trust local specialists over the guy who covers the entire world

🚨🩺 Karim Adeyemi, as expected, was absent from Borussia Dortmund’s performance tests. His move to FC Barcelona is planned to be finalised in the coming days. EXCL DET: €22m fixed plus €9m in add-ons + 35 % sell-on clause with €6m net per season on a five-year contract. @berger_pj 🇩🇪

@433 Outside of Bruno and Majno on a good day... this really ain't ridiculous😭

𝐌𝐀𝐍 𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐃'𝐒 𝐌𝐈𝐃𝐅𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐃 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐍𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍 🤯 The signing of Andrey Santos has just been confirmed, and Youri Tielemans is set to join next... ⏳ That midfield is going to be ridiculous 😮‍💨

@iMiaSanMia @BILD @AlfredDraxler Kimmich, Tah and Schlotterbeck deserve a bit of respect Musiala would be in the world class convo if a certain Italian Manga cake didn't break his leg.... and Wirtz didn't meet expectations this year so I guess ur right?

🇩🇪🗞️ @BILD/@AlfredDraxler column on the World Cup semifinals and the German national team: 'Our former national team coach, Julian Nagelsmann, once said he wanted to become world champion. But anyone can say that. When the truly big boys are left standing at the end, we simply have no business being in a semifinal like this, none whatsoever The four powerhouse teams left in the tournament may no longer be playing with quite the same freedom and flair they showed at the start of the tournament. You can see the toll this long World Cup has taken on the players, pushing them to the limits. But they still have those world-class superstars who make all the difference. The ones who guarantee success. The ones worth staying up all night to watch. Just a few names: Mbappé, Dembélé and Olise for France. Lamine Yamal, Oyarzabal and Rodri for Spain. Kane and Bellingham for England. And, of course, Messi for Argentina. We don't have players of that world-class caliber. Not a single one. That's the bitter truth. And we need to stop fooling ourselves into thinking otherwise. We have no Beckenbauer or Gerd Müller like in 1974. No Matthäus, Brehme or Völler like in 1990. And no Lahm, Kroos or Thomas Müller like in 2014. The DFB has now endured three disastrous World Cup campaigns in a row under three different head coaches. That is why there are doubts that even Jürgen Klopp alone would be enough to deliver major success. Without genuine world-class quality in the squad, you simply will not become world champion The DFB must finally make personnel changes and introduce new, professional structures that can consistently develop top-level players again. Otherwise, Germany will continue to fail at future tournaments, regardless of who the national team coach is' 𝗢𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀?

@MusialaEra ❤️🙏

This app brings the absolute worst out in people. You could post a photo of you and your girlfriend and someone who doesn‘t even know you will wish the worst upon you. People are so vile on this platform. Ragebait often quickly turns into personal hate, threats and more. Crazy

@DeanTTraining Thank you Sir🫡

@RAWMAGAMILK When cutting, several Right now…only a few a week

Could be the best tasting beverage on planet earth At the very least…it is Top 5 All for a grand total of ZERO calories Incredible tbh

@LennartKirkEra Jude Becks would be crazy😭

@RAWMAGAMILK In jude or becks?

Ngl I just see Serge Gnabry