Andy Mackhausen🍺

@itscyncityyy I mean…thems the rules I guess. 🤷‍♂️

Apparently i can’t miss the Seahawks bc it’s baseball season. My bad ill forget about them until August i guess.

@ick_real $20m an I don’t have to talk to people? Sign me up.

You get $20 million right now, but you can’t tell anyone how you got it for a year. If you do, you have to pay it all back. Are you taking it ??

@1BethDutton Who hired that guy? Who was president in 2020? I’m drawing a blank.

Why are they just starting to protest No Kings now?

@SpeakerJohnson @RepMattShea One day you’ll get tired of all the lying you’ve done. Grow a pair and stand up to your dear leader. Oh wait, you can’t because you’re a loser. That’s why he surrounds himself with morons like you. He said so himself. He doesn’t hang out with successful people.

The root of this entire Democrat shutdown is a demand to reopen the border and to protect criminal illegal aliens.   Democrats prioritize murderous illegal aliens over American citizens. Look at their actions, their words, and their votes.

@inqdragon2 I got to see the original cast of rent in New York when I was 12. Thought it was fine at the time, but now that I’m old I’m so happy I got to experience it. I saw taye Diggs and Rosario Dawson on stage.

My last question for the (World Theatre) day: What’s been a favorite theatrical experience?

@thrluv Now that’s funny!

strip clubs are weird to me like “hey bro wanna go drink some beers & get boners together”

@yantastique Wouldn’t say prefer. But all women can be beautiful. Big or skinny. It’s the confidence and love you have for yourself that shines.

Any guys out there that actually prefer big women to skinny ones?

@Old_SchoolEddie I went to opening day last night and I didn’t get home til midnight. I turn 40 on Tuesday and in like the 8th inning I kept thinking “I’m too old for this. Afternoon games for me this season”

They say 40 is the new 30 and 50 is the new 40. All I know is that the older I get, the more 10 pm feels like the new midnight.

@sethweathers Has he though?

I can now state, without question, Trump learned from his previous hiring mistakes and is going scorched earth with a dream team cabinet! The New Golden Age is going to be incredible!

@GenoVeno73 @realDonaldTrump Well…

I'm excited folks. We have 15 days left until @realDonaldTrump - eliminates tax on tips - eliminates tax on overtime - eliminates tax on Social Security - eliminates federal income tax - cuts grocery prices in half (ops, gotta ignore that one, he already said he couldn't do it) - cuts energy costs by half - brings gas prices down to under $2 - stops the Russian-Ukrainian war (ops, gotta ignore this one too, he was supposed to do this within 24 hours after becoming president-elect, I guess he couldn't do it) - those big beautiful tax cuts (ops, I'm sorry, gotta ignore this one also, he's only giving tax cuts to the rich)

@DanCrenshawTX Oh Danny boy. Please update.

Support President Trump. You think these decisions were easy? They weren’t. You think this means WW3? You’re wrong. You think it means American soldiers deploying to Iran? You’re wrong. You think it means long term stability in the Middle East and a safer future for Americans? You’re right. Because the regime that wanted “Death to the Great Satan” is at its end. Support the President.

@KellyLasala Has it happened?

@juliedonuts Yep!

GRAND JURY INVESTIGATIONS WILL LEAD TO ARRESTS AND TRUMP AND TEAM ARE NOT F’KING AROUND AND IM TELLING YOU THIS IS JUST THE START OF THESE TREASONOUS TRAITORS DOWNFALL…👏🏻 YES ALL OF THEM!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥

@MAGAVoice @TexasRepublic71 How’s that prediction coming along?

@TexasRepublic71 He knows this is coming

Adam Schiff can’t sleep tonight after Dan Bongino declassified information that would put him in jail Adam Schiff knows he’s going to prison soon Sleep tight Adam

@GrindeOptions Can you give us a date for those miracles? Just want to know how long to save the book mark.

Iran will lose war, U.S. will declare victory. Oil will drop to around $60/barrel. The Dow will surpass 50,000. The S&P 500 will surpass 7,500. Interest rates will be cut 3-4 times. The 10 year interest rate will fall. Unemployment will drop below 4%. Republicans will win mid terms.

@tufpraise The way you just so confidently showed the world how incredibly stupid you are is impressive. I would say “never change” but that would require reading and self reflection, so I don’t need to.

If men aren't allowed to have an opinion on abortion, then they shouldn't have to contribute to federal funding of breast cancer research

@LauraLoomer Yes. Everything about you and your existence is trashier. A raccoon rummaging through a bag of trash behind a dive bar in the dumpster is less trashy than you are.

Is there anything trashier than attacking Erika Kirk, a woman who hasn’t done anything to deserve the vitriol she is getting online? It’s demented to see how many people enjoy tormenting a widow and young mother whose husband was murdered on Live TV. I wish I could help her.

@BarnettforAZ You may be right. Start the investigation in the White House and in Mar a lago.

I’ll bet that 75% of our debt is fraud and money laundering

#OpeningDay always hits different in Seattle.

Go to that baseball game alone. Treat yourself to that good seat with the perfect view. Make friends with the strangers around you. You won’t regret it. Life is too short to wait for others to do things that will make you happy.

@HIS4INFINITY @TheWapplehouse Most people still call it Twitter.

@TheWapplehouse Someone that still calls X "twitter"

In honor of Twitter’s 20th birthday what’s the worst tweet you’ve ever seen