Troll George Constanza

@ianmiles lol not even the people on your side can tolerate your ugly ass

It's pretty cool how some of you who act like you're friends with me are publicly gloating over Elon's decision to unfollow me. Good to know where I stand with you!

@f0ggy_sw1rls i most certainly would be :]

What if I show my fantrolls,,, would anyone be interested or care for their lore? (yes I am making a comic but it’s BARELY staring)

@dannithe2st oomf is watching peak

"When I find out someone murdered an innocent person, or sold somebody heroin, or did some graffiti, and I kill that person with my bare hands, their eyeballs popping out of their skulls, you think that gives me pleasure?" "No." "Well, it does."

larpagans when you tell them that odin sucked off corpses and drank their cum to get his power

@RyanRozbiani i hope it hurts

Netanyahu RUSHED to Jerusalem HOSPITAL His office only confirmed the transfer AFTER Hebrew-language media broke the story and forced their hand. Netanyahu was taken to Hadassah Ein Kerem Medical Center on Monday evening. The nature of the treatment was not disclosed, with aides offering only a vague reference to dental work. This is the same hospital where he secretly underwent radiation for a malignant prostate tumor last month without informing the public, a fact he only admitted after it leaked. The pattern is clear: this government lies about his health until it can't.

@nypost owned

'Trump House' owner dies after brutal attack outside Escondido home trib.al/8I49ySS

@C0_MIX @Reani_paige @theorignaltorez cecil runs the youtube account

@Reani_paige @theorignaltorez We will be watching

And they said Socrates was dead #INVINCIBLE

@juschi11en no blue check just copy and pasting viral tweets for the love of the game

Stoners be like 8 am? time to make myself retarded

in homestuck your dreamself is your ideal self right? vriska's had natural vision eightfold and terezi's went blind because she wanted to be blind. if someone seriously dislikes a bunch of things about their body, would their dreamself look completely different?

@FortunateRamen ive never had rock & rye what does it taste like? cotton candy gang btw

wh@t y@ll know bout this

finally tonight i will have enough dicks to complete the dickship and return to Dick Planet

@sheevthan @timewizard02 wait are u being fr? what did bossk ever do to them?

@timewizard02 No, sadly Bossk is blacklisted from all scripts 😕

@web_moder yeah

*guy who just got his dick sucked 3 hours ago* man i need my dick sucked

June is someone who is so emotional repressed that she barely reacts to her own & friends deaths. the only 2 times she cries for is Jade but the realization that she was never gonna see Terezi again is what brings June to a emotional breakdown that we haven’t seen from her before

@rustlingpapers that medic robot is a million times more fuckable than mimi sentry too

This isn't a turret from TF2, it's Asuka from Evangelion There are examples of normal female versions of robots in the fandom But no, we'll just pile on some stupid fan service. Her design doesn't make any sense

Imagine being an Imperial agent and a t’au diplomat looks at you like this….

@milkydraws8 you fricking fricking frick you fricked my life

Good lord! You mean to say that I've been duped into performing all matter of cruel and inhuman actions by you, Black Noir, my long time friend and companion?! This is unconscionable! I have no recourse but to engage you in a bout of good and honest fisticuffs!

today also sucked fuck my piece of shit life

today is a bad day