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@mom_tho DOLLAR???? Why, in my day, we got pennies and we appreciated all four!

Hoping my son just tells me he knows I’m the tooth fairy so I don’t break my back trying to ninja this dollar under his pillow tonight

@MsWilliamsBlue I wouldn't hire him to sort the peanuts out of my sh*t.

Hannity is suitable to be a house painter 🧑‍🎨 Do you agree? 🤣

@RMcElhenney @TheSunnyPodcast Both brave, extremely thoughtful, and kind to those who struggle with such things. Thank you, Rob. Even though Ryan is more handsome. Just sayin.

I was recently diagnosed with a host of neurodevelopmental disorders and learning disabilities! At 46! I go through the full diagnosis/prognosis on the @thesunnypodcast (which drops in 2 weeks) It’s not something I would normally talk about publicly but I figured there are others who struggle with similar things and I wanted to remind you that you’re not alone. You’re not stupid. You’re not “bad”. It might feel that way sometimes. But it’s not true :)

@BabyHeadz Nothing pleases me more to see their cowardice and lack of fighting ability. Touch me and I rip off your ear and show it to you and THEN I might get angry. 'Try' to hit me with a flag pole and guess who gets a flag pole enema? Nope. Not me. No...no her either. Keep guessing.

“We’re the worst!” “No! We are the worst!”

@nathaliejacoby1 Rotting Indian Restaurant vomited toilet scrapings in a used diaper from a sick old man who just ate his last Tikka Masala.

@ThisWeekABC @jonkarl Will Hurd is an armchair moron. Not a lick of sense, let alone military education or understanding of geopolitical maneuvering. What would America do? Send money and guns to a Russian Warlord who is normally best buddies with Putin? Idiot. He kills people for lunch every day.

Donald Trump and Ron DeSantis are “wrong” regarding their stance on Ukraine policy, GOP presidential candidate Will Hurd tells @JonKarl. “I wish they would stop fighting with American companies like Disney and be more interested in supporting our allies.” trib.al/Oisn8Do

@mom_tho I'm extremely surprised Cetaceans aren't killing people on the reg, considering what we do to them all over the world. Like, Dolphins have bigger brains than us. Why don't they kill Japanese fishermen, constantly? #seamammalsarenicerthanus

if you don’t post about having a dad or your amazing partner being a dad or orcas uprising then your social media cards get revoked

@merrittk You're right, and that is a funny comment. But I am just going to say this as a father of two LGBTQA+ kids: I despise that term and word. To me it means urine, it was made up a couple decades ago, LGBTQ use it as a slur, and if it hurts someone, you shouldn't use it. Sorry.

If cis is a slur why haven't I ever heard 8 year olds shouting it into their mics on Fortnite

@kurtmetzger You can call me whatever you want as long as you keep them titties in my face.

Ewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!! menshealth.com/sex-women/a439…

@realTuckFrumper One never knows how a child will turn out. I mean, Joe didn't expect Teddy, Jack, and Bobby to be heroes to the left, that's for certain. But this doofus...man...He's his grandaddy all over again. Either that or the CIA MK Ultra'd his brain to make sure no Kennedys ever again.

RFK Jr says Russia acted 'in good faith' in Ukraine and blames US for war dlvr.it/Sr4hnD

@joncoopertweets CUNT

Describe Kevin McCarthy in one word. 👇

@ExplorersClub Deepest condolences...get it?

With Deepest Condolences - Loss of the Titan

@mom_tho You might consider moving it all to Instagram. It's so much nicer, there. This is like East LA and South Detroit rolled in Cicero and Winthrop Harbor, home of just about as many Nazi and Confederate flags as anywhere. Twitter is disgusting. you are literally the only sane voice.

Threats are the new tactic

@nathaliejacoby1 When you say Prison, do you mean skinned alive and dipped in acid feet first, then lit on fire with gasoline for five to ten years?

@TheView @Jeopardy @KenJennings A legendary racist bigoted Nazi lover...

"Pat is a legend." @Jeopardy host @KenJennings reacts to Pat Sajak announcing he's retiring from #WheelOfFortune at the end of the upcoming season. abcn.ws/2RiH3wd

@Acyn God, I love him. Compassion, respect, empathy, humanity and experience. So much to respect and appreciate. #BidenHarris2024 #4MoreYears

@BDOH @Acyn Daily Mail garbage. Of course. Muckracking National Enquirer David Pecker scumbag BBC bullshit.

@Acyn Not this kid though: Meet Joe Biden's 7th grandchild: Navy Joan Roberts, Hunter Biden’s second youngest child. dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8…

Biden: That’s ok, she’s allowed to do anything you want. Kids rule in my house