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money is just data that makes us forget that we are all human

California just built a "delete button" for your personal data. One click. 545+ data brokers. All forced to erase everything they have on you. It's called DROP. It's free. It's live right now. And 215,000 people already signed up in the first 7 weeks. Here's exactly how to use it:

I am a Web3 Ambassador at World Liberty Financial. There are 12 of us on the team page. 4 are named Trump. 3 are named Witkoff. The page calls us "the passionate minds shaping the future of finance." 600,000 wallets bought our memecoin. They lost $3.87 billion. The family collected $350 million in trading fees. It launched 3 days before the inauguration. 80% of the supply went to CIC Digital LLC and Fight Fight Fight LLC. I did not choose the names. I designed the allocation, the vesting, the timing, and the distance between the product and the President. The distance is my best work. I am the reason these events are unrelated. World Liberty Financial sends 75 cents of every dollar to DT Marks DEFI LLC. That is the family entity. Zero capital contributed. Zero liability assumed. I wrote this into the Gold Paper. Page 14. The lawyers bound it in white leather. The binding cost more than the due diligence. Justin Sun invested $75 million. He was facing SEC fraud charges. The SEC dropped the case. He is now our advisor. These events are unrelated. Changpeng Zhao pleaded guilty to federal money laundering violations. He received a presidential pardon. The SEC dropped its lawsuit against his exchange the same week we listed our stablecoin. Then the exchange settled a $2 billion deal entirely in that stablecoin. These events are unrelated. Arthur Hayes, Benjamin Delo, and Samuel Reed of BitMEX pleaded guilty to Bank Secrecy Act violations. All 3 received presidential pardons. Then the company itself was pardoned. $100 million in fines. Gone. An American first. These events are unrelated. Sheikh Tahnoun of Abu Dhabi paid $500 million for a 49% stake that was never publicly disclosed. Then the administration approved semiconductor exports to his companies over national security objections. These events are unrelated. Everything is unrelated. I track the unrelatedness on a dashboard I built. The dashboard has 7 columns now. I am proud of the dashboard. On May 22nd, 220 people paid a combined $148 million to eat dinner with the America First president. Over half were foreign nationals. Justin Sun paid $18.5 million for the first seat. He visited the Executive Office Building the day before. I designed the seating chart. I put it on the Investor Confidence page. That page is doing well. The team page lists 3 Witkoffs. All 3 are Co-Founders. Steven Witkoff is the President's Middle East envoy. He testified as a character witness at the President's fraud trial. His son Zach runs the crypto operation. His son Alex is also a Co-Founder. I have not been told what Alex co-founded. The father runs the diplomacy. The sons run the platform. The family runs both. That is organizational efficiency. Barron is 19. His title is Web3 Ambassador. The same as mine. Donald Jr. called the conflicts of interest "complete nonsense." Eric launched a Bitcoin mining company called American Bitcoin. America First. The mining partner is Hut 8. Hut 8 was founded in Canada. America First means the name. On March 6th, the President signed Executive Order 14233 creating a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve. The order directs the government to hold Bitcoin. The President's family holds billions in Bitcoin. The executive order appreciates the President's assets by presidential decree. I did not write the executive order. I made sure it looked unrelated to the portfolio. Trump Media put $2 billion of Bitcoin on its balance sheet. The ticker symbol is DJT. His initials. The press secretary said it is absurd to insinuate the President profits off the presidency. Forbes calculated his crypto holdings exceed the combined value of Mar-a-Lago and Trump Tower. I would call that absurd too. That is my job. 600,000 wallets bought in. 1 of them asked why she could not withdraw her funds. I told her the protocol was experiencing dynamic market conditions. She asked what that meant. I sent her the Gold Paper. She said she had read the Gold Paper. I muted her channel. Dynamic means the conditions change. The condition that changed was her access. A congressman called us the world's most corrupt crypto startup operation. We put it on a coffee mug. Ironic merchandise. $45. The revenue split on the mug is also 75/25. My own tokens vest on a different schedule. I wrote that schedule. That is not in the Gold Paper. The memecoin funds the family. The family funds the platform. The platform funds the stablecoin. The stablecoin funds the deals. The deals require the pardons. The pardons free the partners. The partners fund the platform. The President signs the executive orders. The executive orders inflate the assets. The assets fund the family. I am the reason these events are unrelated.

@kingofswae @skepticaliblog @iGardon he gets paid over $200k/yr by us just to lie and gaslight everyone on the internet... i dont think they give a single fuck what u think

@skepticaliblog Who else remembers when @iGardon called this project a massive success? One of the dumber tweets of all time

“So, let's get this straight. You changed the bidding rules on the first phase?” “Yes, because the contractor we wanted failed the technical score. Eliminated.” “And this contractor, his nickname is "The Change-Order Artist" ... he is, in fact, notorious for ripping off the state of California?” “Oh sure, it's a whole business model. Partners with Richard Blum for years. You know, Feinstein's husband.” “OK. So, there were experienced bidders who had actually built HSR, who had core competency and a delivery record.” “Sure. But Ron's a big donor, you see. He also took a bath buying Miramax, so it was a way for the party to funnel some money back to him. Aside from the film tax credits, obviously. Jerry Brown pulled some strings.” “And the change orders?” “Not even any documentation needed. They tried an audit back in 2018, they found change orders for tens of millions of dollars without documentation. Easy money. Now they're sealing the records.” “They're ... sealing the records?” “People are starting to ask too many questions now, the public get antsy once you get up to half a billion dollars in a single change order, so the IG is going to shield the records. It might "harm the state" if people see them, haha.”

@campadrenews increasing the number of drivers at LAX and creating congestion allows higher profit margins per ride

Taking an Uber, Lyft to LAX is going to become more expensive soon latimes.com/california/new…

@skumWgmi @b0newalljackson i just paid $80 for half a tank of gas

Nobody talks about how genuinely different life was 15 years ago. $650 rent. $4 happy hour. A full grocery run under $90. Job offers within a week of applying. Nights out that weren't being filmed and uploaded before you got home. That world existed. it wasn't that long ago. And it is completely gone.

@WallStreetApes and we will go full circle back to the idea that speed cameras are racist

The city of Los Angeles is moving forward with a plan to set up a network of 125 speed tracking cameras on roads across the city - Rollout begins summer 2026 - Residents will get a 6 month grace period - After the grace period they will be mailed tickets Democrats say these new speed cameras could raise millions of dollars for the city “City leaders say the speed cameras could raise tens of millions of dollars”

@barneyxbt i think we need to revisit some titanic conspiracy theories

realizing there was no income tax in the united states for the first 137 years of its existence. let that sink in. the country was built, industrialized, and became the most powerful nation on earth without taking a single dollar from your paycheck then in 1913 the federal reserve act was secretly signed on jekyll island during christmas while most of congress was home with their families. and just like that a private central bank owned by foreign interests took control of america’s money supply the country was built on patriotism and productivity. but its future was stolen through usury by rothschild bankers who turned every american citizen into a debt slave from birth you work from january to april just to pay the government. money that gets sent overseas, funds wars you didn’t ask for, and lines the pockets of people who don’t care if you live or die 137 years with no income tax and the country thrived. but sure tell me again how the system is working

@kingbtc one of the best ever

cowboy bebop is THAT show. watched all of it while locked up

open.spotify.com/album/5poA9SAx… #ye

@isfjcutebear he isn't. that's his social media manager grifting. newsom hates asians.

@europa im not allowed to win the round because im a goyim?

The ADL has launched a leaderboard to rate multiplayer video games for how well they combat antisemitism. The lowest ranking games, meaning with the least protections for Jews and other minorities, are currently Counter Strike 2 and PUBG, with Fortnite in first place. Follow: @europa

@functi0nZer0 lol ... i remember getting back to back burst fire glock entry hs at a lan tourny rushing tunnels on eco on dust of all maps

Twenty years ago I played an ESWC quals game on Nuke where I got three of these banger one-taps in about two seconds with an AK while rushing outside as T It was the closest I’ve ever been to God, and the mere memory will ensure I never need Viagra *This* is ten times cleaner

Bro my tweets are going to go so hard after I die

@marka_eth @CitezenB social media is incentivized to be anti social and attention seeking

hard to put this into words but… don’t think i’ve ever felt more alone in this space people i thought were genuine friends don’t respond to dm’s group chats with my nft “bros” are dead countless people i communicated with for years just completely gone dm’s to KOLs organising events go unanswered dozens of hours of work trying to collab with peers gets very little recognition… just how i feel and the reason why i try to reply to every comment & dm because human interaction has always been, and especially now, is something we desperately need

yv was a genuine individual and a true homie since day one. rest easy, my friend. this place will never be the same without you.

The world is beautiful, there are still many new experiences for you in this life, and you have not yet met everyone who will love you

Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible arguing with people on twitter

@cremedupepe @layofftheweed really?

Sad to confirm it’s real. Rest in peace YV, we love you brother.

Ok I’ll unmute Nick Fuentes now

@GavinNewsom everyone here literally hates u... rich, poor, and in between. the only ones that buy your lies are on the taxpayer's dime or benefiting from the corruption. maybe also the mentally ill support u just because u aren't trump or ugly.

Fox News refuses to report the truth: Texas and Florida are the REAL high-tax states.