I’m “that guy”

@RepNancyMace Ok so what’s the plan?

We owe illegal immigrants nothing. We owe our veterans everything.

The only people “Trump Derangement Syndrome” are the ones who are so obsessed with Donald Trump that they don’t realize they are in a cult and love the idea of a dictatorship. #TDS

@SenFettermanPA The only one with #TDS is you and your #MAGA cult. Are we great again yet loser?

Stop this henpecking. $13M? This is an iconic American place and was in serious disrepair. Get over the TDS and celebrate this is getting done for our 250th. 🇺🇸

@POTUS @realDonaldTrump is CLEARLY all over these #epsteinfiles. Can someone please leave these things?!? #Anonymous?????

Can someone ask #POTUS what happened to his braggadocios $1.98 #gas? It’s now triple that.

Notes for @Kia on the Sportage PHEV. The reverse light(s) is way too small and unnoticeable. There needs to be a software push to lock the car while running. I’d like to safely run into CVS while my dog is in the car without her being stolen or getting overheated.

@jimmyfallon @fallon_hashtags I have a lot of junk in my trunk, I need to go to the dump #momquotes

It's Hashtags time! Post something funny your mom has said, and tag it with #MomQuotes. Could be on the show!

@DonaldJTrumpJr The people’s house*

Sleepover at dad’s house🤣 It never isn’t surreal to be able to witness this incredible slice of Americana. Just an absolute honor. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Sometimes you just need a hug

@BreannaMorello Just wanted to circle back on this…

I just paid $1.69 for a gallon of gas in Austin, Texas!!! JOE BIDEN COULD NEVER!!

@LucasSa56947288 Chin(s)

What’s up with Donald Trump’s chin?

@atrupar Blame game

Sean Duffy on Spirit Airlines: "I think it's important to talk about why we are here today. Joe Biden and Pete Buttigieg ... "

Too many failed three point shots in the last five minutes of the game @celtics #celtics #nba #game7 #nbaplayoffs

@TMZ Cringe 1 & Cringe 2

😍 Sydney Sweeney hard-launches Scooter Braun relationship and goes Instagram official! Photos: tmz.me/FbLjCsZ

@TMZ Like where the fu¢k do they come up with this shit?

😳 RNC seemingly suggests that Barack Obama was the first gay president. Their post: tmz.me/tiSA1C0

Can someone point me to the $1.89/gal #gas? #MAGA #Trump #iran

@enriqueiglesias Ok my turn

this one went crazy

@MAGAVoice Hmm 😒

🚨 JUST NOW: Karoline Leavitt calls on everyone to watch tonight because Donald Trump will bring the heat and there will be “shots fired” LET’S FREAKING GO 🔥

Please get on your knees and pray for President Trump and for our country right now.

@FBIDirectorKash @WashProbs

Memo to the fake news - the only time I’ll ever actually be concerned about the hit piece lies you write about me will be when you stop. Keep talking, it means I’m doing exactly what I should be doing. And no amount of BS you write will ever deter this FBI from making America safe again and taking down the criminals you love.