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In poker, your real competition isn't other players. It's: > your ego > your self doubt > your procrastination > your lack of discipline > the processed foods you eat > the study routine you fail to follow It's time to crush the real competition.

@SeasideChris She loved a good DUI back in her day

Well that’s a massive coincidence

@DrNeilStone It was 6 years but yes same difference

Alex Zanardi was in a coma for 18 months after a high speed car accident and was left disabled He sadly died today Anti vaxxers : "Must've been the Covid vaccine" Absolute weirdos

@sean_facey You do some good work but some of these are difficult to look at and read on a little 3x6 screen. The empty space isn’t telling a story

April work update 🎨

@SindiOmuhle @CollinRugg They’ll stitch him up and assign him to the 60 day injured list

@CollinRugg What is going to happen to the crocodile?

NEW: Police airlift a crocodile with the body of a 59-year-old businessman inside. Local police in South Africa say they suspected the crocodile ate the man after observing it from drones. They then shot it and airlifted it off. When they landed back on the ground, the crocodile was sliced open, and human remains were found. The remains are believed to be those of 59-year-old Gabriel Batista, who had previously been swept away in raging floodwaters. His ring was found inside the animal along with six other pairs of shoes, which authorities fear may belong to other victims. On Monday, Batista reportedly tried to drive over a flooded bridge to reach his hotel and bar, but he and his truck were swept into the water. He was then swept down the river, where crocodiles were waiting for prey. It is unclear if Batista was already deceased when he was eaten, but authorities believe some of his other remains may have been eaten by other crocodiles.

Going to the @WSOP this summer? Read this first. Alex @pokerheadrush Fitzgerald reveals 5 lessons he wishes he'd learned earlier👇 poker.org/poker-strategy…

@TonySantojr Who tf is shoving here with Ace high, I wanna invite them to my house game

Call me Tony 3K

human just honked at me. shit myself.

Please pray for my husband, he got stung by a bee in the forehead. He’s in the hospital now, his face all swollen and bruised. He almost died. Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with a shovel.

Poker players, Stop trying to impress the table. Stop trying to get revenge. Stop trying to get even. Just try to make the best decision on each street, with each hand.

During Mental Health Awareness Month, Detroit Pistons forward, Duncan Robinson, shares his brother Eli’s mental health journey in hopes of helping other families. Full video: spr.ly/6014BBXb9m

Jason Benetti: “I was always fearful about two things. Not getting a job because of how I look…and getting a job because of how I look.” Maybe it’s just me, but @jasonbenetti’s condition never occurs to me. Ever. I’m too busy enjoying the best broadcaster I’ve ever heard.

Sir ..... you can't do that

Batters challenged 756 calls in April and 343 were overturned. These were the worst challenges ranked by distance from being a ball.

@Nick_Palma1010 Another reason that poker isn’t gambling. Outside of the rake nothing in it for them. Fuck all those other carnival games. Only thing that’s any fun anymore is the right roulette table

Casinos really are trash. I’d never step foot In one if it wasn’t for poker tourneys vs people I’m better then. The whole place is a criminal enterprise and wouldn’t even be allowed to be running if the government ( who doesn’t give a fuck about you ) wasn’t getting a piece whether u win or lose.

You don't have to be the best player at the table. >You need to be the most disciplined. >You need to be the most patient. >You need to be the most aware. This is how you win.

In the game of life, Alex Zanardi left nothing in the tank. I remember when he asked me to write the foreword for his book. I asked him anything you want me to say? He said: Well, I need to order new legs- how tall do you think I should be?

I bet your little pitching staff doesn't have these cannons