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You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about #mathsishot

@MarkAEverson @algorecrave Greens have a pledge to provide free access healthcare to all Reform have a pledge to not put detention centres in reform councils Thus if the greens followed reform by making it conditional on voting The Greens would pledge to provide free access for green councils only

@RJ97__ @algorecrave And because they don’t have it as a policy, it’s not equivalent.

“everyone gets what they vote for” imagine if zack polanski said that any constituency with a reform council or MP were forced to pay for private healthcare instead of using the NHS because “that’s what they voted for”

@MarkAEverson @algorecrave Do you not understand hypotheticals? The point is it would be LIKE the Greens saying this... But they don't because they aren't bastards like Reform

@RJ97__ @algorecrave But it would require Greens to remove free at the point of access (for Reform areas). Which, as you have said, is contrary to their policy. Reform having detention centres IS their policy. Hence, this is not the same.

Brighton have redone the walls in the west stand and forgot Davy Pröpper's name #bhafc

@talkSPORT Villa probably the best home atmosphere Man City probably the best away fans Palace have one small section that make moderate noise all game at home but the rest only gets going when the goal music 🤮 plays and their away support is pretty poor

👏 "Palace fans are probably the best fans! The noisiest fans!" Dean Saunders explains why he believes #CPFC fans are the best in Britain! 🦅👀

@rvcbrice @afcb_h16 That's the direct translation of what you would say in Spanish. "Cuantos tienes?"

@afcb_h16 He said “how many do you have”, instead of “how old are you”. Lock him up just for that

AFC Bournemouth Rightback Alex jimenez supposedly messaging a 15yr old, could very easily be fake tho🤷‍♂️

@mjavery11 We aim for it every year and we're in a good spot to make it a reality, we always were even when loads of people lost their heads. The performances were there and we started strong and now a strong finish will see us over the line and potentially into the champions league!

Obviously had a massive upturn in form recently, the question now is for me- do we expect european football? Me? Unsure tbh. This season on the whole hasn’t been ideal, but a lot of bright signs especially recently

@OfficialBHAFC Excellent news, if we can keep hold of the right talent this summer on top of this then next season could be HUGE for us

Fabian has a message for you, Albion fans... 💙🤍

@BasilTheGreat *British teens let off fireworks at a beach* No Arabic spoken, no one hurt, no religion mentioned at all. Chavy yes - invasion no.

Muslims INVADE beach and let off FIREWORKS at British families while shouting 'ALLAHU AKBAR' Anyone else tired of them yet?

@MarkAEverson @algorecrave No it works as the Greens believe that healthcare should be free at the point of access for everybody and reform want to privatise large chunks of it for "efficiency" (selling contracts to their mates or who pays the best bribe) so the example works very well.

@algorecrave That’s a false equivalent though. Because who would be bringing that in, presumably a party that believe in NHS being free for all. Reform believe we need to build a certain number of detention centres.

@BrettMendoza_ Can't wait for when JP gets carried away and throws Tonali into an arm bar during the first half today 🙌

MMAgulls

@TraciHarris1970 Source: Full Fact There are no Shariah Courts anywhere in the UK and Sadiq has not set up nor endorsed the introduction of Shariah law to London or any part of the UK share.google/RivG1duCPUpCKq…

But Sadiq Khan't stand us has built 200 Shari'a courts built with our money not knowledge. With his merry band of Shari'a police men who are attesting our underage children too young to consent to gang rape with, CHILD PROSTITUTION'. FK'N OXYMORON 😡👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼😓

@joeythorpe96 I don't think that can happen If we finish 6th we're guaranteed Europa with UCL possible if Villa win the UEL If we finish 7th and City win the FA Cup then that will be UEL otherwise 7th is UECL If we finish 8th and City win the cup then it's UECL bbc.co.uk/sport/football…

@MarkHitchen100 @L_BHAFC I think it will come down to when you play them at Villa park, they have much better goal difference and get at least 3pts from their next 2. No hard feelings but you can hopefully appreciate why I wish you all the best in the Europa but not so in the league 😅

@RJ97__ @L_BHAFC I think we will finish at least 4th tbh. Our next 2 games are Spurs and Burnley. Liverpool next 2 are Manchester United and Chelsea. We then play Liverpool at home

So if City win the FA cup that opens up 8th for Conference League, if Man Utd do the business tonight, extra point above the we’re in the driving seat for a European spot and idc which comp, all in our hands now🤞🏻

@MwepuMagic I've walked a few times it can be a lovely stroll when the weather's right and you have the time

Ah yes, the Amex, famously a great stadium to walk to #BHAFC

@xBLiMx @piersmorgan You Russian?

@piersmorgan You cant even defend your country from homeless migrants who use rocks and sticks as weapons. Get real. Without us you'd be speaking German right now.

If President Trump wants to take the Falkland Islands away from Britain, then we must reclaim the United States. Perfect way to celebrate the 250th anniversary of American Independence. King Charles can announce it to Congress next week.

@delsamke @Brightonian_ Arguably our greatest player of the premier league era in terms of impact. Scored our first premier league goal Scored the goal to keep us up in yr 1 Most assists Helped the club reach Europe for the first time Been critical in every system we've played for almost decade

@Brightonian_ Where does he rank among best Brighton players of all time? Surely he's high. Always been class for you, under every manager

Here’s a shout. Pascal Gross = our signing of the season? And possibly a hot-take to some outside our fanbase… I actually think Pascal is borderline world class. Went straight into the team as soon as he re-joined. No need for time to adapt to the new tactics. Has ELITE mentality, ELITE creativity (his assist numbers speak for themselves), ELITE football IQ. Can play virtually anywhere. And improves everyone he plays with. And… he genuinely loves #BHAFC. Love the bloke. So glad he came back 👑 🇩🇪 💙

@kyle__98 Reminder that Brightons average attendance at the Amex is bigger than the maximum capacity of Bournemouth and Brentford's stadiums COMBINED and larger than most "Barclays" teams people talk about like Bolton & Stoke but somehow nostalgia merchants still thinks we're "small"

There is a very real possibility that the 3 teams that people always want kicked out in place of ‘Barclays’ teams could all get Europe this year

@Jackalbion96 Get your friend to hide in a cupboard and then randomly pop out and murder you after they hear you hiccup

Ways to stop hiccups other than killing yourself?

@amadoit__ Good defending. He wants to cut inside and by the time he does a second man has come over and he has nowhere to go. You could argue he should try to hit the byline but he saw the space inside made the move and then that space was closed.

this has to be the most ideal scenario for a winger. wtf is this??