Rob Cerulo
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Rob Cerulo
@RJCER
Purpose driven leader & father committed to progression rather than regression. Special needs advocate, School Board Candidate, #1 ranked Bracketologist in 2024
NC Katılım Eylül 2011
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Elon Musk’s baby mama Ashley St. Clair implies he interfered in the 2024 election with his satellites
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Handjobs or blowjobs? It’s not like he could fuck her.
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@ChrisCillizza Ah, so that’s why R’s are running -15+ in special elections since 2024.
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And that's it. Bill Cassidy, the incumbent Senator, finishes third and out of the runoff.
The lesson: Do not cross Trump.
Decision Desk HQ@DecisionDeskHQ
Decision Desk HQ projects John Fleming advances in LA US Senate Republican Primary #DecisionMade: 9:56 PM EDT
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Yesterday, @FBIDirectorKash told me he'd take the Alcohol Use Disorders Identification Test if I did. Well, here's mine.
Given all the lies he told yesterday, I imagine he'll fudge the numbers here, but let's see yours, Director Patel.
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@ChrisVanHollen Troll Kash by sending him a bottle of “Pappy Van Hollen”.
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Glasses were placed in front of us but we did not drink them. I know that may be a confusing concept for Director Patel.
Rapid Response 47@RapidResponse47
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@GolfChannel you’re featuring the wrong Fitzpatrick. The other one is currently tied for 3rd. #Truist #PGA
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@JakeSherman Exactly, easy to say for the guy who would never make it back on the PGA Tour.
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0 PGA Tour wins. Last cut he made at a major was 2017.
NUCLR GOLF@NUCLRGOLF
🚨🏌️🙅🏼♂️ #JOKE — In an exclusive with @thetimes, LIV Golfer Anirban Lahiri laughed off the theory LIV golfers are ready to jump ship and head back to the PGA Tour: “That is the biggest joke ever. I will not name names but I know at least a dozen players who’d rather not play golf than go back to the PGA Tour.” When asked what’s wrong with the PGA Tour, Lahiri said: “I’m not going to answer because I don’t want this to be a hate thing,” he says. “I played on the PGA Tour for seven years and really enjoyed my time there. I learnt a lot about the business of golf and some of the things I learnt disillusioned me. I’ll leave it at that. “That was enough for me not to want to go back, but that’s me personally. I’m sure others have different opinions of it and I respect that as well, but to generalise that everybody is falling over backwards to come back to the PGA Tour is the same kind of propaganda we’ve had for four years.”
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@JohnJHarwood An ounce too much of critical thought for today’s average AI brain rot individual.
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Trump was indicted by a Biden Justice special counsel because he committed crimes.
he's now corruptly directing his Justice Department to prosecute people who didn't commit crimes.
CBS News@CBSNews
Former President Barack Obama made recent comments about the power and influence of the president, saying that "the White House shouldn't be able to direct the attorney general to go around prosecuting whoever the president wants to prosecute." Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche called the remarks "extraordinarily rich." "How about we think about what happened the past four years," Blanche asked CBS News' @camiloreports, before going on to reference multiple indictments brought against President Trump.
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@adamscochran Don't forget the part about Axios creating an entire newscycle out of it!
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Don't worry guys!
Soon Trump will post a really strongly worded Truth Social post about it with a new deadline...
And "Pakistani sources" will tell us Iran is desperate for a deal.
It's all going to plan...
RedboxGlobal@RedboxWire
FUJAIRAH IN UAE REPORTS FIRE AT A PETROLEUM SITE DUE TO A DRONE ATTACK FROM IRAN.
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Did you guys know it was Joe Biden’s fault that Pete Hegseth got his third wife pregnant while still married to his second wife?
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@donwinslow Conspiracy theory: Nancy Pelosi was involved in the J6 insurrection.
Critical thinking: Trump’s past intentions should make anyone skeptical of last night’s circumstances and ability of his DOJ to conduct a fair investigation.
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It's not a conspiracy theory.
The story they are asking you believe is ridiculous.
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A lot of people are saying they think the WHCD shooting was staged, as a way to change the narrative from his abysmal approval ratings and his bumbling of the Iran War.
What do YOU think?
Staged or not staged?
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The #Iran War was started for no reason other than needing a new mechanism to manipulate the markets after SCOTUS ruled tariffs illegal.
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@TheMaineWonk @Vixen35x1000 Never forget when the GOP mistook the American and Liberian flag on the 4th of July!
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We are governed by the dumbest fucking people in America
Polymarket@Polymarket
JUST IN: D.C. officials mistakenly display “several” Australian flags instead of British ones ahead of King Charles’ visit.
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@JakeSherman He certainly played a role! NC started the process when R’s stole 4 seats, giving his Party an 11-3 advantage in the swing state.
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NRCC CHAIR RICHARD HUDSON on whether mid-decade restricting was worth it:
“not for me to decide that. wasn't my decision.”
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@bourscheid @bluedgal There’s a reason R’s chose to steal Congressional districts in TX! Sounds like that race will plummet down ballot R’s throughout the state.
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BREAKING: Rumors are swirling that the Talarico camp is sitting on career-ending dirt on both Paxton & Cornyn, and are waiting for who Trump endorses before releasing. Texas, prepare for the purple.
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