Br’er Rabbit

This is Station Planet Earth.... We’re closing down. ***Transmission Ends***

“We’ve decided to share the ocean with Iran, we gave them the bottom half.” — Pete Hegseth.

Phil hasn't met too many Marines, has he now?

#𝕊𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕋𝕣𝕖𝕜

@KeruboSk @michikoconuts 🙋‍♂️ my youngest is a budding artist

Raise your hand if you have original art in your house

If you use a comma to denote decimals, you live in a third world country and do not deserve clean water

Without using Google - Name ONE thing from Sweden

@RJFerryJr Naw, those guys were annoying

Me: Help, I'm turning invisible ER Doc: Take him to the ICU

What do you mean "Working"

@PeriklesGREAT Yep, they got off lucky when one of those tires didn’t blowup in their face.

Should these "Gen-z " protestors be prosecuted as Terrorists ? Should they be personally liable for repairing damage to the vehicle, and the losses suffered by the Truck owner, driver and customers of the lost deliveries ?

@CiceroTheeagle That’s a mooch’s drinking cup for the road.

Que objeto é esse,,talvez ainda seja usado.... Att: As mulheres vão acertar

No one will read this, but sometimes, whenever I eat M&Ms, I like to hold two M&Ms between my fingers and squeeze them as hard as I can until one breaks. I eat the cracked one, and the one that didn't crack becomes the champion. Then I take the other m&m and force it to compete with the champion in this deadly gladiator game of m&m. I do this until I run out of m&m's, and when there is only one m&m left standing, I send a letter to the m&m's brand with the m&m champion and a note attached that says, "Use this m&m for breeding purposes."

@lippyent No bridal on the saddled horse.

Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

@RJFerryJr She like “SOB 60.5 mph vs 61 mph race”

@TimothyDooner Think she’s a closet driver. You know how many times I’ve yelled something like that out for just the same reason?😂😂

“Sorry mam, we’re governed”

California Celebrates Installation Of Single L.A. Trash Can That Cost $400 Billion And Took 18 Years To Build buff.ly/Hcz1aHw

@FrankBr05713205 Maybe my son will use them, I’m a little old to be learning to bore pistons. Got a bunch of stuff from my old man that I’m just now figuring out what they’re used for.

@RJFerryJr They are valve seat cutters for cylinder heads

Can anybody identify this old automotive set of tools or perhaps you used them at one time? It’s been a while since I used them.

@mubeen477 A sewing machine, hand cranked

Most people can’t identify this. Can you?