Earl “Lightning” Bradford

My chud ass roommate ate my mounds bar

Blacking out for my dead homies tonight, the seniors #lank

@NotaBurnerr007 This isn’t an insane take it’s just true

good breakfast sausage is better than good bacon

Posting on LinkedIn

Ex wife became chopped and religious, internship secured, bodied Orgo final. Is there another white bot who is colder than me rn?

All the chicks from high school getting fat #BeachedWhale #GetEDUpAndMoving

Internship secured #bagwork

Bogey in the alumni scramble, not proud of it but man enough to say it.

If my chud future 5th year roomate who fades class like it’s a religion and wonders why he is failing gets me sick before finals I am going to skull fuck him.

Does anyone else have a pre-exam song they play? Here’s mine #LANK

I was upset about Reese at first but it could always be be worse, imagine having an MVP quarterback and his replacement already and STILL drafting a QB in the top 15 😭😭😭

Freeballing in class rn 🤙 #LANK

“Omg girls what if we all drank champagne at the bell tower for our grad photos”

This might be the greatest video of all time

@hughjundies69 Show her the video Hugh!

Ex girl eyed me down in the bar all night on 36 hours of no contact. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

NOOOOO HENRI VEESAAR WHAT ARE YOU DOING

@Eugene34333572 @ebonythanos

Almost put my car up on the curb while driving because I was trying to stare at some #butt

@billjesperson65 Bill, We win these. Best, Lightning

Nothing like a good 'ol Ochem study beer Kill me, Bill

Can’t tell if I’m fucked by being an average biology student or if im golden because the people coming after me are genuinely retarded

@Eugene34333572 Post grad

At what age is it gay to still post on Snapchat?