Mr Inevitable

@WiredForSound__ Allat time “focused on yourself” n you still don’t know how to cook a square meal🤦‍♂️ nun but protein and fat on the plate and not a lick of seasoning

I don’t get drunk. I don’t go sleeping around with girls. I don’t waste my time partying.

Your gfs fat roommate explaining the dumbest game you’ve ever played at a pregame

Called in sick, boss made me come in for 10 minutes to “get shit started” idk what that mean but I’m gettin started on this 10 hour crank marathon fytb

When I alr nuh but shawty keep suckin

@elliotmellinger I’m doin the same shit please don’t take my bitch Elliot

Hoping to find a girl out Saturday to bring home and make her fall in love with me since we will be snowed in for days

If a girl gives bad head it’s cos she new to ts. But if a girl gives good head it’s cos the dude before you told her how he likes it. You playing someone else’s myplayer bru

Am I trippin or did Drake Maye just rip the n word

@ebonythanos Rare Thanos W

👩🏽: “All guys are the same, you’re just tryna crush.” Don’t lump me in with the rest of those hooligans🤦🏽‍♂️ btch I’m tryna MUNCH

It’s just something about an Indian accent that pisses me off

CJ Stroud was asking us to score and we said no.

That, ladies and gentlemen, is what we in the game like to call a “callback”

I be scrolling tiktok seeing bad bxtches w 50 likes and thinking she’s actually attainable until I view her profile. Fym you got 20k followers😭

Lady behind me in Church told me I have a beautiful voice and I should join the choir. Call me Jacquees fn

“I need a slobotomy”

yes, I’m wearing the leggings

Gripping a nice ass in black leggings top 5 feelings oat

@mcdickinherass Tru

@ebonythanos is a fucking shrink

Aw boohoo Grok 🫩 ofc your stupid ass don’t care about life on earth. I just tell it like it is and they call me a madman.