

Geezer the Geezerian
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@RJGeezer
Beatnik Capitalist. Master of Underrated Tweets, the Wizard of Whatabout. Executive Producer: “Insurrection! the Musical”





There’s a grown ass man sitting next to me in the terminal at DFW eating a pepperoni pizza at 9:45 AM. It’s still breakfast time. Go eat a McGriddle like the rest of us, dude.


Lose all this to rescue 1 pilot and call it your greatest military success of all time.






Just a reminder for Christian's celebrating Easter this week. Jesus looked like the guy in the first picture - not the second.

Update: he’s going to be okay but we will be here for another day or two. Thanks everyone


What could possibly be the military rationale for this. There isn’t one.





Guys. Japanese twitter is all over our posts. Please clean up your house before you post pictures with clutter and shit everywhere. Don’t embarrass us. Not all of us live like slobs.