
Ryan Johnson
19.5K posts








BREAKING: Several injuries after Air Canada plane and firetruck collide on runaway at New York's LaGuardia Airport





THANK YOU, AMERICA. MANY ARE CALLING ME MR. PRESIDENT ALREADY. SO HERE IS THE PLAN. ON DAY ONE AS POTUS I WILL MAKE IT ILLEGAL TO SHOW MELANIA'S MOVIE OR PLAY KID ROCK - GIVING OUR NEW GENERATION A CHANCE AT HAPPINESS. I WILL RIP DONALD TRUMP'S NAME OFF EVERY BALLROOM, BUILDING, HAT, AND ANAGRAMMED TOWEL. I WILL RENAME MAR-A-LAGO TO THE "GULF OF JIMMY KIMMEL" AND TURN IT INTO A SANCTUARY FOR OLD SHARKS AND USED WINDMILLS. FINALLY, I WILL REQUIRE FUTURE PRESIDENTS TO HAVE A POSITIVE IQ, NO EPSTEIN CONNECTION, AND THE ABILITY TO PRONOUNCE ACETAMINOPHEN. THEN I WILL GO TO SLEEP (NOT IN A MEETING) AND WAKE UP TO START DAY TWO AS AMERICA'S GAVINATOR. THANK YOU! 🇺🇸

Iran has mocked Trump’s comment that he could “jointly control” the Strait of Hormuz with the Ayatollah.

BREAKING: Republican Senator Kennedy just blamed Trump the government shutdown! "The Democrats have offered to open up everything but ICE. Ted Cruz and I said, ‘OK let’s accept their offer…’ Senator Thune submitted that to President Trump. As is his right, [Trump] said ‘No! No deals with the Democrats.’ It would have worked. We could have had TSA paid by the end of the week but the President said ‘no deal.’” This is the DONALD TRUMP SHUTDOWN! Even Republicans are acknowledging it.

BREAKING : Most brutal roasting 🔥 Netanyahu : I request more leaders to join us in war against Iran 😭 Spanish Minister 🇪🇸: "We're not going with you even around the corner, you genocidal ba&tàrd. Let's see if you get it" 🗿 Respect for Spain day by day 📈

Iranian media figured out the pattern: Trump's threats spike every weekend when financial markets are closed. Monday morning? Calming tweets. "We are dealing with a very sophisticated psychological operation with an economic dimension."

The UK has requested all the unredacted Epstein files so they can go ahead and most likely prosecute Prince Andrew and if the DOJ and Bondi won’t turn them over they will file Foreign Obstruction charges against her!


Iran came all the way to the UK to burn 4 empty ambulances in a pointless attack that could be used as propaganda by Israel. They think you are stupid enough to believe that.

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 SEC Enforcement Director Margaret Ryan who resigned last week, reportedly fought with agency bosses after calling for investigation into Trump family's misconduct.







