Russell “Lebron” Jordan

“Why don’t you come to the chapter hou-” because I despise all of you. Chef’s chill. #TacoTuesday

@triplethirty9 That’s what I’m talking about son lfg

Bagwork

“Yes bro all the Pi Phi’s are going out tonight. Yes I know your exam is at 8am but if you go to bed at 2 that’s 6 hours of sleep”

@triplethirty9 “Please stop lying” is just an opportunity for you to come up with another set of lies #green

Stayed the night at a 6’s crib, who randomly dyed their hair so now a 4. Wokeup at 3pm, one ex-wife told me to “stop liking her”(Never will that’s my soulmate), another ex-wife randomly said “Can you please stop lying to me”, not responding. Played cs all day. Blue cheese salad.

@mooredick1995 That ferda moment when you smash two beers together and get #sendy at the function

Bro this guy is fucking BEER NELK FERDA BEEV #Shrink

@BenjCobb From what I can tell, idk

Chat am I dying ?

@HeftyMarty I know ChatGPT when I see it

We’re back with another! #fuck this guy

@spearmint_zyn Average experience with a kd tbh. Good luck

@RJordan25pc She is a KD at UGA and makes me want to kill myself

My wife is unfortunately not a kappa delta at the University of Georgia

@MedicatedSleaze Same reason a vodka cran is better than a vodka soda

Why is Apple Music better than Spotify??

@LindellWiggJD Post final exams/graduation night play is some of the best you’ll ever get or something that’ll make you go celibate for the next 5 months

@coreywest69 It is valid. The #freshmen need guidance

Is it cope if I stay in college and try to get an MBA? #wwcwd

@litebeerasschug What the fuck is this? Interesting to see the meat to cereal transformation that occurred from the first picture to here. Enjoy lunch. Best, Russell

bunch of bullshit in a bowl

@RobertoJacksn Bottles are aura generators. Broke buddy of mine snatches empty ones from the bar so it can look like he’s constantly sippin on something. Potentially #cbtm until someone asks to take a sip, next thing you know herpes infection in the chapter. Cans are chill

Cans or bottles? What got more aura?

What happens biologically at 21 that makes you perpetually tired drunk instead of hype drunk

Taking the day off. Not from anything in particular

I might be the first person EVER to get pink eye in both eyes simultaneously. WHAT THE FUUUUCKKKKKK

@triplethirty9 Definitely gonna give it a try this weekend 🙏

@RJordan25pc Get some Alka-seltzer in, #lifesaver.

A medieval #peasant would perish if they took 1/10th of the amount of Emergen-C, Advil, and electrolyte packs I've consumed in the last 24 hours. That being said I nearly #evaporated after 3 shots of Crown Russe so I guess we’re even.

Going to bed thinking about how Lighting McQueen really had something special with Sally. I yearn for that every night. Not with a car but you get the point