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@abbey1892 Dont you look absolute stunning😍🔥

Last one of the season 🖤🤍

@Swin9 Daniel.

Bad enough I have to go to South Shields

Town? #nufc

@NUFCThreatLevel This was my first away game! @MadamShelley do you remember? I got picked up from Harrogate on the way home cause I was so hungover 😂 one of the lads said he didn’t recognise me the next game cause I wasn’t green 😂🤢 what a day….

11 years ago today. Hull City 1 Newcastle United 4 Alan Pardew manages to get himself sent off for innocently headbutting one of their players. #NUFC

@ollyne29 @JackKennedy Hahahahaha look at the likes! Jesus. You’re the exception to the rule my darling, but I’m happy to confirm you write neater than I!!!

There is no man alive with this handwriting

@NUFCThreatLevel I am already fanning myself.

@RKSimpson My tight orange pants are going to be full of loose change. MENTALLY PICTURE IT.

I’m one of the new Hooters girls in town. That’ll learn you for getting your hopes up.

I know this poll is absolutely ridiculous but I’m having a heated discussion about this and feel like I’m losing my mind. Do you piss in the sea? Like if you’re at the beach, do you wee in the sea or always find a bar/cafe?

@amybobbles @ScotLouie Ahahahahaha omg it’s so 💯!! Like, I've heard some terrible things about J-lo but I can’t not watch those three!

@ScotLouie @RKSimpson

fuck what yall say if The Wedding Planner, Monster-in-Law or Maid in Manhattan is on I’m watching.

I think this man climbed into my brain and managed to pull out all my thoughts, articulating them far better than I can. Just need a sentence about the rich people now involved in it and 👌

@CHPopadom Enjoyed these tweets one after the other x.com/Sweeninho9/sta…

This only ever bothered virgins

@ConorMummery @Sweeninho9 Hahahahaha what a tweet

@Sweeninho9 you look like you bully me in training

Absolutely speechless

@JohanJnrRidley @Youallmissedme Hahahaha. ONLY puts a quid on Accas?! I only put 10p, he’s an absolute big spender!!

@RKSimpson @Youallmissedme

@JohanJnrRidley @Youallmissedme I can’t see !!!

@Youallmissedme @RKSimpson I feel like this is a personal attack on you.

@Swin9 @toonarmy2112 @My_Metro How fucking rude.

@toonarmy2112 @My_Metro The metro did indeed turn up on time, I’m a happy lad, barring having to have to go to South Shields

I’m sure I’ll know the answer already, it @My_Metro is the 9.45 from 4lane ends to South Shields gonna be on time?

@JohanJnrRidley @Iainwithtwoiis @NUFCThreatLevel @paulgibbins @jordi_boys I’m going to need a picture if this happens. The new uniform for match days

@Iainwithtwoiis @NUFCThreatLevel Me, you and @paulgibbins are all going to rock up to @jordi_boys wearing the same clobber, aren't we?

PERSONALLY SPEAKING I RECKON THIS WOULD BE MORE APPEALING IN A SHORT SLEEVE. HOWEVER, EACH TO THEIR OWN.

@amybobbles @FloraBakerGamer Ive just seen this and now the post has been deleted 😟. What was it?

@FloraBakerGamer @RKSimpson can’t wait to watch this

@cathgibs Gosforth going Tory is of zero surprise. Their residents are a headache at work. Wealthy area thinking they’re superior

@cathgibs I woke up three times in the night for a drink of water cause of these!

@ConorMummery @cathgibs Enjoying the fact you're the only one who said HK in the replies. It’s almost like he's known to rely on rebounds and there are better choices

@cathgibs if it’s not harry kane you’re a moron