Randolph The Useless

BREAKING: John Panicci, a volunteer at the Palm Beach County Supervisor of Elections Office was ARRESTED for allegedly stealing sensitive computer equipment But Democrats told me this never happens!

NEW: Afroman's music video "Lemon Pound Cake" played in court as "Officer Poundcake" was forced to sit and watch. Adams County Sheriff's deputies are suing Afroman after he released a music video following a botched raid on his home. At one point during the trial, the video was played during Officer Shawn Cooley's testimony. The song was inspired after the officer allegedly glanced down at Afroman's desert during the botched raid on his home. Officers claim that Afroman's songs and social media posts following the raid caused them "mental distress and danger." (ABC6)

I am saddened by the decline of Styxhexenhammer. I used to be a daily viewer, but it's becoming increasingly apparent that something is deeply wrong. Please get help, Styx.

May Allah protect him.

Community note 💀

Residents in this area of Manhattan, New York, are completely shocked to hear an Islamic call to prayer blasting on high-volume speakers as they walk down the street. "I never thought in my life I'd hear this in the middle of New York." Unbelievable.