RNazriel (He/Him)
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RNazriel (He/Him)
@RNAzrael
Dad, Engaged & #RN. Mostly here for the boobs, snacks, and trolls. I'm the one who goes bump in the night. #Baker #Chaoticgood. 🇺🇸🇺🇦

Luke Skywalker’s stand on Crait in The Last Jedi (2017) had the whole theater locked.









1/ The world faces a catastrophic cliff-edge shortage of oil due to the Strait of Hormuz blockade in the next four weeks, analysts warn. This will cause a deep recession, fuel rationing, the shutdown of entire industries, and oil prices potentially as high as $370 per barrel. ⬇️



BREAKING: A DC pollster just texted me “it’s over” after Donald Trump’s speech today where he called “affordability” a “line of bullshit.” There is not one Republican lawmaker who is up in 2028 that didn’t just shit their pants. He just gave Democrats the perfect ad.




BREAKING: Mike Vrabel has informed the Patriots he plans to retire as head coach and join JP Morgan’s leveraged finance team.






















