Somali Wild Ass

@Wickes why is there nobody to actually complete a transaction at your store. ?

Better, definitive penalties #england #lionesses. A magnificent tournament

England Football Men Women Same. But different..

Worst shoot out ever

@SloughCouncil gridlock and not one bus. Absolute joke the A4

@BootsHelp you send me texts and email for my flu jab and yet your pharmacist is on lunch. What a joke.

@HisenseUK why do you send me random texts with no information, on a protected warranty issue? Then not answer your web contact? Then cut me off after 15 mins? Products should not have issues after 18 months, which feels like the time it will take to get an answer

@oorlaroche You get the grapes…

Not enough capacity and a substantial queue of disappointed supporters who will miss their runners.

@readinghalf why is your bus transfer service so poor? Will miss the stadium finish. Will never do again.

@stephenbetts bbc.co.uk/news/entertain… Leaving leaving leaving…

@isaguha @bbctms Mister Sledge

Revisiting this on @bbctms send your suggestions in

@bbctms Mister Sledge

@tommorton Ah, the fabled triumvirate

It says a lot that the most common analogies for Boris Johnson in my feed today are Donald Trump, Raoul Moat and The Honey Monster.

@shaunwkeaveny @shaunwkeaveny I need your platform. There was a late 70s, early 80s advert where it was “we’re having chicken” and they were light as a feather. Can never find anything on it and only me and my brother remember it. HELP

@pauleggleston Just like a Norwegian Wood…

I'm running a Beatles pun contest, and I'm getting Paul McCartney to heyjudicate.

@CraigGoody1979 Should be another good final.

#Chelsea will play 63 out of a maximum possible 66 matches available to them from the beginning of the season, missing the #UCL  semi-final and final….

@NoContextBrits Withnail & Pat Butcher Pat Butcher & I Pat Butcher Orange