Me drafting my dating profile:
I'm:
-¼ psycho
-¼ schizo
-¼ diabolically genius
-¼ quick-tempered
Unvaccinated.
Big heart, ❤️ loves animals + nature and will worship you if I fall for you.
Perks: you can take me swimming on a first date and I will still look the same.
Fit, hilarious, and clinically insane.
Would you swipe right?
👉🏻❓️
(This is 100% a joke btw 🤪)