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@JamesSantory @ma1ybe Exactally....my husband couldnt get his vasectomy until I sat with him and the Dr. Nothing offensive about a question that makes you think for a moment

@ma1ybe Let me get this straight, you got really bitchy because the doctor asked you to the standard question that they ask everyone. All men who go for a vasectomy are asked by the urologist the same question. He was not insulting you, but you sure looked like an ass.

When I went to a male gynecologist to discuss getting a hysterectomy because of my fibroids, one of the first things he asked was, “Aren’t you afraid you’ll regret not having children?” I asked him, “Do you regret not becoming a banker?” He looked confused and said, “I never wanted to be a banker. And i said “Exactly. I’ve never wanted children”. Gtfo

@StephenKing Moslem is the old spelling of Muslims. Look it up you Ignoramus

You can’t even spell the word right. Ignoramus.

@GoodNeighborCub @P7_Edits @NEWSMAX Agree...preditors around live stock no matter where you are need to be delt with. Always had some form of weapon with me on the farm.

@P7_Edits @NEWSMAX She should have just popped it… why you should always carry a gun on the ranch with you

WOMAN FIGHTS COUGAR: Security footage captured the jaw-dropping moment a woman kicked a cougar to save her little goat during a frightening attack earlier this month in Nanaimo, Canada. “I knew there was a chance that the cougar would turn on me, so I’d better make whatever I did count,” she said.

@KhanSaba1278 And then your that neighbor that will complain because he hasnt mowed his lawn. All you heffers need to just go away.

My neighbor was mowing their lawn around 6 P.M., and I know this might sound dramatic, but it honestly bothered me more than I expected. I get that people have busy schedules, and sometimes yard work has to happen whenever there’s time. Not everyone can mow in the middle of the day, and I understand that. But after a long week, that early evening time is when a lot of people are trying to eat dinner, relax, or finally enjoy a little quiet. So hearing a mower going for a while right outside can feel pretty frustrating. I’m not saying people should never do yard work in the evening. I just think there’s a balance between taking care of your property and being mindful of the people living nearby. Maybe I’m overthinking it, but I do feel like neighborhood courtesy matters, especially when it comes to noise. Be honest, would mowing around dinner time bother you, or is 6 P.M. still a totally reasonable time?

@theafrochef420 @A_WhiteGenocide What crime disgusting he commit? Unless he did more than go out to the circuit breaker and shut it down there is nothing that says you cant turn off the lights

A pack of hyenas accosts a White man. He says the magic word and then says, “I’m an electrician, I’ll shut the whole damn place down.” Hyenas: Do it! White man: ✅

@Mamabenergy2 @Riley_Gaines_ maybe just Google something...he came over for school ,currently holds a green card working on his citizenship and married to an American. That makes him in America legally...Bless your heart

@Riley_Gaines_ I BEG you to stop calling your husband a citizen (especially an illegal one). He is not one of us. He is an illegal.

I BEG you to stop calling men (especially deranged murderers) women. He is not one of us. He is a 'he'

@MissJilianne This is what the fees pay for

I think it’s disgusting the United States charges $100 per person visiting our country to enter a National Park. Embarrassing too!

@Jamesjonesik8 Bacon all day everyday!

🚨Be Honest 🥓👇

@DronePro @RobSchneider @DisneyABCTV It's funny...No one said anything while Obama was droning the shit out of other countries.

@RobSchneider @DisneyABCTV Aren't you a comedian sellout.

Jimmy Kimmel’s contract with @DisneyABCTV ends April 30th. He won’t make it that long. Disney will fire Kimmel tomorrow morning.

@alphafox I can tell you he wouldnt have made it high enough to come over the balcony. These fucking pussies!!

You left your gun in the truck - what's the next best option here?

@DavidJHarrisJr I think...Thank God these liberal loneys aren't having more kids.

Thoughts?

@RatedR4Robynne @jonathanplumb No one fell for it...just explaining to you your own level of Covid shots. It seems like you took every booster you could.

@jonathanplumb It's Trump's math, you idiot The entire post is a joke about Trump being a fucking moron with math and every single MAGA moron fell for it You are all dumb as a bag of dildos

There is a 600% chance this is a staged assassination attempt

@alphafox I will tipe well if service is good....I will not tip at all if you try to force me to tip...if there is a mandatory gratuity added you will not get anymore than that. Oh and I will stop going to that particular restaurant.

@FarmGirlCarrie Nope...as a someone who waited tables you fo way better without setting minimums. All you do is hurt your employees

If you saw this sign on a business, would you enter, or keep on walking…?

@eurofounder So you didnt have traveler insurance? Would have saved you from our barbaric country.

My wife collapsed in our hotel room in New York today “Call an ambulance, I can’t breathe” she was screaming My heart dropped If she ends up in an American hospital we are financially ruined I went on the Lufthansa app to book a flight back to Frankfurt, but unfortunately pilots are on strike today “Please I’m begging you” she was lying on the floor I sighed and called 911 She is now in surgery as apparently her appendix “almost burst” I am extremely scared This is going to cost us at least $100,000 She could have received much better care, for free, in Germany I will never visit this barbaric country ever again

@_hazemaddox @Eman_8282 But Babe...she isn't dating him, she ain't giving him ass. She better chip in. And oh yeah...she never said the coworker was a male or a female. Would it be different if it were a female.

@Eman_8282 Is your coworker a man bc abso lutley tf not. Let him pay for the gas sis. Gas prices high as fuck rn.

@JoJoFromJerz So Jo...do you want her to stay in prison with no pardon and not testify to ensure your democratic daddies stay out of jail? Or you want her to stay in prison because she is a truly disgusting person who deserves to rot in hell? Let's be real you know it's the first option.

Fuck this and fuck them for eternity if they give this monster a pardon.

@AntiLeftMemes OK...so with her brilliant logic let do background checks for all voters too.

@rachiibby84 @lady_valor_07 Based on what statistics? What polling site are you referring to?

@lady_valor_07 Maga isn't the majority! They arent even the majority of the republican base! Maga only makes up about 0.27% of overall legal voters!

How would you respond to her question?

@Darkdarling00 She has a Doctorate in Education you moron...she is not a medical doctor🤪

Name a doctor you trust more than Dr. Jill Biden!!