Ryan Rummell

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

Sometimes the big dog (me) needs a pup cup (25 beers)

@redhead_og Almost copy and paste of the Jordan Hicks vs Jackie Robinson smh

If Ted Williams saw sengas ghost fork he’d be like “woah what the fuck?” Then he’d take 3 more pitches and walk to first

@FoolishBB @TalksToPeople Cook

@TalksToPeople You might have a point on the Youtube videos. But it isn't Ben Rice hate at all. I always loved Ben Rice. I'm just bitter because dozens of Yankees fans came after me last week for saying there's a platoon. Stop mischaracterizing. We're on the same side. Get mad at Boone, not me.

More Ben Rice hate tweets than good YouTube videos in the last 3 years

@KenKen69698 @theaceofspaeder Pujols never went above 1.114 in his career. As said in the tweet

@theaceofspaeder Pujols was trash after like age 32. How do we compare this 1.116 with the same games played by pujols as judge ?

579 games. That is how long #Yankees Aaron Judge has had an OPS above 1.114—at 1.116 since April 19, 2022. Why that 1.114? That is the career-high mark of Albert Pujols.

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Rory McIlroy is the 2026 Masters champion. #themasters

"now lets cut to Jordan Spieth playing his second"

@JonHeyman But they’ll run out Paul Blackburn and Brent Headrick every game

Cade Winquest DFA’ed by Yankees. Made the team out of spring but never debuted.

tyler, the creator if he was a good artist: Like sahur on my tung tung tung

@jackkmsu I actually still like Torkelson a bit. I think if he was in a deeper lineup or a different park his bat plays a lot better

tigers really went 0/2 on number 1 overall picks lmao

If you put Suggs brain in a dog it would start mooing

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@TimRiggins_33 Amen to that

Yes I’m 23 and my mom still gets me an Easter basket. Fucking sue me

@ChrisKirschner I got something you can eat.

Hell yes, Kid!

@BushLeague101 I would also probably chirp the umpire if my team had 5 pitches overturned in a 5 batter span

we thought ABS would spare mlb managers from getting ejected but ofc Aaron Boone finds a loophole by telling the umpire he's a fucking idiot after winning a challenge

Tiger on his way to the 2026 Masters Champions Dinner