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@BattleByrd @laurencowling I tried golf once. I don’t think even Jesus knows where those balls landed.
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@laurencowling Hitting straight is harder than hitting them far
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I meal prep every week. This week, it's hamburger casserole. I used 4 lbs of organic grass fed 85-15 beef, 1 pound of elbow macaroni, some stewed tomatoes, canned corn, and cheese. Brussel sprouts for the side. I spent $40 total for 16 meals. That's less than $3 per meal. 🤷♂️
Nicholas J. Stelzner@stelzner_n1150
A Chipotle burrito costs $15. Ground beef is $7 a pound. Inflation is financially crippling Gen Z. Once again, an out-of-touch rich boomer is lecturing young people.
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I don't believe this.
Still, people gripe about human shaped aliens.
Maybe its just a design that works?
Only 2 limbs used for movement (efficient)
2 other limbs for crafting, holding, etc
Major organs behind rib cage.
Maybe that design just always succeeds.
Jesse Watters@JesseBWatters
🚨WOAH! RESEARCHERS SAY DOZENS OF CRASHED UFOS HAVE BEEN RECOVERED — WITH FOUR DIFFERENT ALIEN SPECIES ON BOARD 🛸👽 TWO ARMS, TWO LEGS… LONG TAILS LIKE A LIZARD! 7 FEET TALL! 👾 SOURCES ARE TOO SCARED TO TALK… SAYING AN INTERVIEW COULD “FORFEIT THEIR LIFE” 😳💀
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@MarieleRedclaw @XFreeze We might get GTA VI first, and that’s probably the first time that’s ever been said
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@XFreeze We will get 3-D underground transportation before we get editable replies
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Elon Musk on why tunnels became reality:
“Everyone thought it was a joke. We made it a company”
The idea behind The Boring Company is actually simple physics and geometry:
Cities are becoming vertically 3D with massive skyscrapers and dense urban centers, yet transportation systems are still mostly trapped in 2D surface streets
That mismatch creates unavoidable congestion
A fully 3D transport network with tunnels running beneath cities could theoretically scale to almost any traffic level while dramatically reducing surface congestion
Elon says there’s still enormous opportunity in tunneling and surprisingly only few companies taking it seriously
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@ShamashAran Neutrino males
Woman: Are you in?
Particle physics humor FTW
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@redrose_anna @fakeftedd @janefkndoe You’d have to be as impaired as @manhattanmaker to even call deep dish a pizza. It’s an abomination to the Lord’s creation and favorite food.
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@fakeftedd @janefkndoe Btw thanks for inspiring all my deep dish pizza hate tweets today
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@fakeftedd @BuckWilde_ @navychick1993 Of all the nonsense arguments, I think this one tops the Nog Wars for pointless online debates.
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@woodypanama @VinnyVinny6644 Marie wants me to cook a well balanced meal every day at the office and is somehow shitting on my turkey sandwich over a 5000mg of salt burrito from Chipotle.
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Found the vegan. Can’t wait for Marie to tell me my workouts are bad for my knees.
Marie Oakes@TheMarieOakes
I have come to the conclusion that people really do not care about having a good diet and loath the people who actually care about having a nutrient dense diet. Fuck man. Basically everything in this picture is very unhealthy. People oddly think processed meat is healthy.
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@dedwoodmarshul He’s 120 lbs now with all the puppy energy. He’s like living with the KoolAid man, if the KoolAid man had severe ADHD.
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@RSFitz I would snuggle that dog and feed him(her) treats!
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@realDonaldTrump @grok did Trump endorse Massie in the past. Also, why is he calling Massie the worst congressman in history? Is that true?
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Horrible Congressman Thomas Massie put out an old Endorsement, from many years ago, of him by me long before I found out that he was the Worst Congressman in the History of our Country. I endorsed Ed Gallrein, a true American Patriot, which Massie knows full well, so the statement that he put out is fraudulent, just like HE is fraudulent. WITHDRAW YOUR FAKE STATEMENT, MASSIE, RIGHT NOW! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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DM if you want to fight. I’ll put up the 10k
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Woody P, Cacomorphobe®️@woodypanama
DM if you want to fight. I'll put up the 10k
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@PeterWrangel The only real thing I can point to is that my subordinates are now the next crop of competent leaders.
Thats it.
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Coming to the realization that nothing I did mattered.
Joel Feldman Ph.D.@JoelFeldmanPhD
Military What was/is the most difficult thing you did/do in the military?
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Yeah. I wrote @Kronykal into the third book. We discussed one personality trait I could write into his character. It’s….odd.
So, I made him a tank commander. Tank’s name, you ask?
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