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@nooomorebadnews The shit @TogaTime227 was doing in 2015

made the rillaz on the tomodachi life demo 😁

Not even exaggerating Harry Maguire and his public reputation is a top 5 greatest ever career resurgence in football. In the modern era I can only think of Dembele that’s a greater example

@TogaTime227 I only watch the clips on YouTube of Bob and Teddy arguing because those parts are funny

bobs burgers has got to be one of the worst shows i’ve ever watched. it’s just so awkward all the time

oh they’re going to try to kill him for this one lol

@BROZONESMOM The amount of aura that “fucking” robs Alastor of in that moment is crazy

I already didn't like him but then Alastor started swearing like everyone else and I rolled my eyes to the back of my head

@mtvsthewrld_ Not for 11 thou but I would unironically love to make lasagna with Grayson Waller

Imagine paying 11 THOUSAND US DOLLARS just to make Lasagna with Grayson Waller

@TogaTime227 The best album since Plastic Beach and I’m not even joking

just read a thread about how this album saved someone from killing themselves and i’m here thinking that if i was in any worse a state of mind i’d have killed myself because hot FUCK this album fucking blows

common pro wrestling fan experience

I have just awoken from an absolutely crazy nightmare. It starts, I am having dinner with Pep Guardiola and Mikel Arteta, at Salt Bae’s restaurant in London. We are exchanging tactical ideas. But halfway through this dinner, I try to check my phone, because I had no update from my friend Ange Postecoglou, who was also meant to attend this dinner. I spend minutes looking for it, not even focusing on the accent. Mikel says to me, “No, no… we speak about de phone later, eh? Now we are here, we enjoy de dinner… fully. Dis is de moment, yeah? You have to be present.” I obey, as I do not want to kill the vibe. Dinner goes on, we share some Sangria wine, eat steak. And of course, share tactical ideas. The dinner comes to an end, and I offer to pay. “No, no, no… you are our guest, my friend. I will not let you pay, eh. IMPOSSIBLE! Today, we take care of you, this is how we do, yeah?”, says Pep Guardiola. But Arteta, he has his own idea “No, Josep… let him, eh. It is good for him. He will learn a lot from dis… you understand? Sometimes, you have to experience dese things, yeah?” I oblige. I pay the bill for £1568.34, as it was all of our families enjoying the meal. But I still do not have my phone, and I complain to the restaurant staff. They told me it is my problem. Mikel Arteta offers to drive me to the police station, so I get into his Mercedes Benz GLE. I say my goodbyes to Pep Guardiola and his family, and go with Mikel. He tells me “I need to get something at my place first, eh. Then we go. Everything step by step, yeah?”, with a bit of a laugh. I am the passenger, so I can do nothing but agree. We get to his house, he tells me “You can come with me, eh… while we wait. We are like family here, you understand? Always together, yeah?” I feel flattered. He tells me I can look around, make myself at home, and tells me to check his office. Pitch black. I go to turn on the light. The door locks. A lightbulb shines. And a masked figure appears. The masked figure takes out his mask. It is Ange Postecoglou. He says to me “You left your phone, mate”. And gives it back to me. I ask him, “where were you, Ange? You missed our dinner! Why couldn’t you come?” Out of nowhere, Mikel Arteta comes out. “No, no. Don’t worry about him, eh. We focus on us.” “I cannot believe this, eh! I bring Ange, okay, yes, this is on me, I accept BUT YOU… you do nothing?! He is in your pocket! IN YOUR POCKET! And you are just there… like this doing NOTHING?! Where is the awareness? Where is the aggression?! You have to compete, even at the dinner table, eh! This is the standard! I cannot come here, organise everything, trust the process… and then you allow a pickpocket in front of me?! No, this is too much! You have to be sharper! You have to suffer! You have to feel it! Because this… this is not acceptable at this level, yeah?!” He throws my phone on the floor out of anger. “You have to leave my house. Now. No more discussion. This is the decision. Because if we accept this… we accept everything. And I will not allow that, yeah?” I leave. I am disgusted with myself. He has made me feel embarrassed. I could not even catch up with Ange, but why would Ange agree to this? I felt betrayed. And then I woke up.

@TogaTime227 Liverpool fans every time a beloved legendary hero of their club decides it’s their time to leave (“ we never needed them anyway”)

Riley is once again doing the bit.

I won’t make fun of JJK fans ever again. I won’t make fun of JJK fans ever again. I won’t make fun of JJK fans ever again. I won’t make fun of JJK fans ever again. I won’t make fun of JJK fans ever again. I won’t make fun of JJK fans ever again.

Hello I am Chappell Roan’s bodyguard who yelled at that 11 year old girl. My name is Fujimoto Tatsuki, I'm the author of a manga called Chainsaw Man

@RobertPet73 @WrestleFeatures If anybody is damaging this build it’s Roman by delivering awful promos, trying to bury his opponent and not showing up for half of the build

@WrestleFeatures Punk is trying to hard to prove to someone he is more over than Roman. He’s not. It’s hurting the build at this point. And beard dye and baby oil comments aren’t getting us there. Punk needs to eat the pin or it damages Roman’s run and standing. Frankly damages the brand.

What are your current thoughts on the build to Punk vs. Reigns?

Week 1: in ring promo Week 2: in ring promo Week 3: in ring promo Week 4: in ring promo but somebody threw a punch Week 5: in ring promo but three people threw a punch Can’t wait for four more weeks of in ring promos and people throwing punches only for that bum to win the belt

I started reading Chainsaw Man about a year after I made this post. Since then I caught up and read every single chapter as soon as it released. It became one of my favourite series. Today the final chapter came out. It was dogshit. All that time. Wasted.

@WrestleClips It’s actual fucking malpractice that Triple H seemingly has no intention to make LA Knight a world champion

LOOK AT THAT POP FOR LA KNIGHT HOLY SH*T #WWERaw

🚨 Vincent Kompany confirms FC Bayern München are were once they are did. They became the first ever to have the first as in the era of that when of a football club and the league began. Congratulations 🎉

five at freddy's 5

if you hate Lyra you deserve nothing but suffering