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@EnvoyNoem Off to the gravel pit with ya.

It has been an honor and a privilege to serve as the 8th Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security. I want to thank President Trump for entrusting me to lead the department leading the fight to Make America Safe Again. In one year, the patriots at DHS delivered the MOST secure border in American history, 3 million illegal aliens have left the U.S., located 145,000 unaccompanied children, delivered disaster relief at a 100% faster rate, ushered in the golden age of travel, saved the American taxpayer $13 billion, and revitalized the U.S. Coast Guard. As Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas, I will build on the years of national security expertise I forged during my time as Secretary of Homeland Security, Governor of South Dakota, and Congresswoman on the House Armed Services Committee.

@TheExtremeMusi1 Boombastic

What music video is Shaggy in???

When you zoom out!🤣🤣🤣

@taradublinrocks @ImBreckWorsham @PJShakesitup That’s what ukuleles are for.

@ImBreckWorsham @PJShakesitup His hands are too small to play guitar or do anything else properly

He's selling autographed guitars while American soldiers are dying. Shameful.

@Mayoisspicyy @atrupar 🤞

@atrupar It looks like Trump is having a stroke.

Trump's hand is discolored and his face is drooping while he stands behind Mullin

@DonaldJTrumpJr Your mom is golf course fertilizer

Yea, election fraud is totally the anomaly!!! 🙄🙄🙄

@MagaGrunt1 Thank fucking god

🇺🇸We will never see other President like this enjoy.🇺🇸

@KellyScaletta Neither

Who do you believe?

@RGIII I shall always honor the Old Ones

Never be afraid to honor God

@PaulleyTicks All work and no play makes Marco a little boy

Introducing: Marco Redrumio.

@IAmJohnAles @TheRickWilson He’s got no friendos

I’m done.

@TheAnaBraga @EastEndJoe Bitches are gonna bitch 🤷🏻‍♂️

@EastEndJoe MAGA can’t complain when we celebrate 😈

This. Is. Not. Parody!

@stoolpresidente Don’t get well soon

I’m sick

@ender65407 Who the hell are you?

man I’m dead ☠️

@elonmusk In exchange you’d like impregnate all of the women of child bearing age.

I would like to offer to pay the salaries of TSA personnel during this funding impasse that is negatively affecting the lives of so many Americans at airports throughout the country

@DanhausenAD @WWE Please don’t curse him, Danhausen. He’s a minority owner of my favorite team.

It would only take one @WWE superstar to CURSE Tim Bordy

@Gibboanxious @TheExtremeMusi1

Without saying its name, what’s your favourite movie???

@marklevinshow Micropenis energy

MAGA LOVES TRUMP, THERE IS NO SPLIT Fake MAGA grifters are nowhere despite media support  the-independent.com/news/world/ame…

@TheExtremeMusi1 Alice in Chains

Settle a bet for me. Soundgarden or Alice In Chains ???

@HawkEmDownChris Favre

Who is the worst NFL quarterback here? A) Brett Favre B) John Elway C) Steve Young D) Dan Marino